Life changing UA. NEED to Pass!!! Help!

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Originally Posted by GodBud

Look bro no need to be a dick. Were all here to help and you contradicting what others have to say just creates confusion. I am speaking from experience. I was within 2 weeks of smoking heavily and all I did was pound water for 2 weeks straight and I passed. I am sure that had nothing to do with it!Peace

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Bro even I can answer Your question, and I'll try not too be a dick.
In this day and age they give a failed/diluted to straight people who drank too much water that day so water is really not the answer. It's good for Your body but 2 gallons a day, For two weeks is over doing it and over working Your system. "It does not remove THC metabolites at a faster rate. These metabolites are released through the kidneys and liver". (Quoted FBR). Try cleaning Your pipe with water. It don't work. Sports drinks are the answer for test day.

FBR is dedicated and Anyones best chance too pass a drug test. A lot of people answer with stupid answers like vinegar, eye drops, green tea, Bleach, etc. only because someone told them they work because someone got lucky.

Do You know how many people got a call that destroyed there life because someone told them these things would work.

People trust Me, It's too late when You get that call that You failed Your drug test...Too late, Game over.
These drinks that say will refund Your money....Too late!!!
The morons who say "Ah Shuckins, That worked for cousin Lukes, Aunts, Brothers best friend 7 or 8 years ago"....Too late

These boards are lucky too have a Person like FBR who does His best to answer the same questions over and over. Thats what happens when People post questions before reading answers all over this forum, You loose Your bedside manor. Big deal,

So Friends, It may not be fool proof, But FBR is Your best bet to pass a drug test hands down.

Dude are you testing to get into the military or something? Just wondering because I've had experience with passing those types of tests.

Yea actually that is exactly the case ncnavguy. I have tried to do research into it or at least tried and have not found many sources saying anything about it. any info you have would be great!

Hey also guys not try to pick fight or anything like that and i value all your help but i talked to my nutrition professor today and he stated basically what FBR and jeffman said. water will not help clean you out unless you are using certain nutrients that "push" the THC out of your fat. He also said that when you exercise it moves THC to the blood and then the urine so water can help that process slightly. He also said like many others on this forum that water is mainly only help full drinking the 30 or so hours before the test cuz constantly "flowing piss" will let less THC indecators gather and of course dilute.

If you are going to MEPS or down to your recruiting station then go for the whizzinator. You are right that they are much more invasive for military drug tests but they won't make you pull your pants down or anything. They are just in the room with you, and the whizzinator looks like the real enough thing that they arn't going to question it, trust me I've been a watcher for Military UA's before and all I did was make sure that the person didnt dip the cup into the toilet bowl. If you are shipping out and doing your final test before boot camp, do not! use the whizzinator because they will go through all of your shit once you arrive at boot. Follow Fake boobs advice and have hope in that they do not test all of the samples for a command wide test.

Thanks nc i was told that they had you strip down for the physical to basically your boxers so im wondering if that is true for the drug testing part too, and if not since you can not have any bags or anything with you where or how would i get it off of me before the strip down physical???

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Originally Posted by Tribalash

Hey also guys not try to pick fight or anything like that and i value all your help but i talked to my nutrition professor today and he stated basically what FBR and jeffman said. water will not help clean you out unless you are using certain nutrients that "push" the THC out of your fat. He also said that when you exercise it moves THC to the blood and then the urine so water can help that process slightly. He also said like many others on this forum that water is mainly only help full drinking the 30 or so hours before the test cuz constantly "flowing piss" will let less THC indecators gather and of course dilute.

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Your doing great so far. Your doing Your homework. Theres no fights here Bro, Were all just stoner's trying Our best to give advice and opinions. Everyone here are good people and I wish We could all sit and burn one together.

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Originally Posted by GodBud

Look bro no need to be a dick. Were all here to help and you contradicting what others have to say just creates confusion. I am speaking from experience. I was within 2 weeks of smoking heavily and all I did was pound water for 2 weeks straight and I passed. I am sure that had nothing to do with it!

Peace

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Unlike you, I didn't call you names, I said your advice was some of the worst advice I had seen. I explained why it was bad from how you can't clean your body, the thing about smokescreens, about how water was not the preferred fluid and 2 gallons may result in a dilute method. You, on the other hand, promised this person would pass. Obviously I don't confuse anyone or the OP as they thanked me for the previous post and other past posts. Then I gave Tribalash some good advice to pass their test. Call me a name again and I will give you an infraction, are we clear on this?

So your doing your entrance proccessing? Damn I forgot they give your a prostrate exam and make you do the turn your head and cough thing. So forget about the whizzinator your right. Follow the Dilution and masking advice here and know that you'll be okay no matter what. Even if the test comes back positive they won't ban you from service, your recruiter will be pissed to hell and you'll be put back around 3 monthes and then you go through proccessing again, or since your probably in DEP status you can just blow it off and tell your recruiter you were sick or had some emergancy and reschedule it for the next available time (probably the following week) They put you through again, and don't believe them when they say you are legally bound to show up just because of your dep contract its BS, you arn't bound by anything until you sign your real enlistment contract and the end of MEPS processing. I think if I was in your situation I would blow off the first date for processing and don't talk the recruiter for a few days, make some shit up and ask for another chance, hopefully with an extra week or two you'll be clean, and don't worry about how mad the recruiters will be they need you more than you need them and will accomidate a couple of minor screwups.

Hey FBR if you could could you tell me anything new after i supplied you with my stats and let me know if you know anything about that permanent 5 stuff or if that much of those nutrients do anything!!! thanks man