Life changing UA. NEED to Pass!!! Help!

[Tribalash]

Ok so on Friday i will be taking a UA at a completely supervised government building. I need to pass this test to have even a chance of going the direction in life that i want. The problems with the testing circumstances are that i dont know at what point during the day i will have to take the test so the detox drinks with the 5 hour time frame scare me, also there is no chance of being able to sub or mod the urine in any way. I have not smoked for 15 or so days but before that was a fairly heavy user 5+ times a day of premo stuff. i bought the 7 day herbal clean premium detox and finished the program about 3 days ago... tested my self today STILL positive damnit! So went to a local shop and bought Permanent 5 and started. my current plan is to exercise daily and drink about 5 cups of green tea a day, about a litre of cranberry juice a day and water when ever i can manage. im going to go to a lab and test myself on wed. i hope i will pass. if not i plan on quitting with the exercise but keep drinking the same. and the morning before the test day wake early and start pounding down the water and taking some kind of mask drink (suggestions please! -heard strip nc or whatever sucks) then pissing as much as i can and hope that the test takes place sometime in those 5 hours... thats just the plan i have now but i would love some other suggestions or comments on the likely hood i will succeed! thanks in advance

Tribalash Reviewed by Tribalash on 10-08-2007. Life changing UA. NEED to Pass!!! Help! Ok so on Friday i will be taking a UA at a completely supervised government building. I need to pass this test to have even a chance of going the direction in life that i want. The problems with the testing circumstances are that i dont know at what point during the day i will have to take the test so the detox drinks with the 5 hour time frame scare me, also there is no chance of being able to sub or mod the urine in any way. I have not smoked for 15 or so days but before that was a fairly Rating: 5

[jeffman]

Your doing great with 15 days clean...All the answers are in the DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines thread above this one. It sounds like Your best hope....
Good Luck...:thumbsup:

Still Winston...

AS THE GREAT BEN STERN SAID TOO HIS SON HOWARD STERN......STOP BEING STUPID YOU MORON!!!

[Tribalash]

i looked over the dilution guide and the problem with that my day will be monitered to the point that i would only be able to complete maybe the first 2 steps and after entering the building there is no way that i would be able to access that much water that frequently or the restroom.

[GodBud]

Now days companies are testing for actual smokescreens so keep that in mind. Your best bet is to pound water like you will never see it again. You will be pissing a lot but that in itself helps in the release of toxins in your body. I promise you, if you drink like 2 + gal of water a day you will pass your test! I know because I did it and I smoked like you did and I was only clean for like 2 weeks. Start pounding the sky juice my brutha and you will be fine. Good luck!

Peace

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[FakeBoobsRule]

Now days companies are testing for actual smokescreens so keep that in mind. Your best bet is to pound water like you will never see it again. You will be pissing a lot but that in itself helps in the release of toxins in your body. I promise you, if you drink like 2 + gal of water a day you will pass your test! I know because I did it and I smoked like you did and I was only clean for like 2 weeks. Start pounding the sky juice my brutha and you will be fine. Good luck!

That is some of the worst advice ever. First of all, just because you are pissing a lot doesn't mean it is helping you release more "toxins." I like to call them metabolites and not toxins anyway but all that means is you are pissing a lot of water, it doesn't mean your kidneys are removing THC metabolites at a faster rate. Drinking a lot of fluids on the day of the test is dilution and dilution is a specific method, not just pounding water. Sports fluids are the preferred fluid and there are specific volumes to use. It isn't 100% passing rate as some will still fail and some may get a negative dilute and they don't have to retest you. Granted a negative dilute in some cases is better than failing but drinking 2 + gallons of water a day isn't the best advice. The only smokescreens they test for is for dilution by measuring specific gravity and creatinine clearance, substitution by temperature and additives by testing pH and for nitrites. I don't know what smokescreens you are talking about. Could you be more specific next time?

Tribalash, you didn't give your stats like height and weight and smoking history and physical activity. If you get a test done on Wednesday, if it is a lab test you might not get the results in time. You could get in a little bit of aerobic on Monday and Tuesday to help as well as using soluble fiber like Metamucil. You can also take a big dose of fiber on the day of the test (strip NC is basically 15 grams of soluble fiber). Other than that, only time is going to lower your THC metabolite level and if you are still dirty on Friday you will have to dilute or sub.

[nurse maryjane]

I am by no means a drug test expert, and I know you said that you couldn't sub....but what about using a whizzinator? It looks like a penis, and it pees like a penis (from what I've seen on the website)...IDK, just thought about it while reading your post....but either way, just do waht FBR tells you to and you can't go wrong. Good luck!!

[Tribalash]

Thanks guys i appreciate all the response especially yours FBR read over alot of your posts and you are well respected around here and rightfully so.

Age 20
Height 6 foot
Weight 150
Pass usage - heavy for about 2 years 5+ times a day (clean now for about 15 days)

Thanks again guys... know anything about this permanent 5 detox stuff i got? guys at the shop said it was good stuff and it was not cheap 80 bucks. not sure about it but it definitely makes your piss vitamin yellow. Its supplement facts are:

for one capsule and you take 5 spread out over a day
amount %daily value
riboflavin 35mg 2058%

psylitain PC blend 745mg *
contains:
Creatine Monohydrate
Burdock root
Dandelion Root
Chamomile Flower
Milk Thistle

[Tribalash]

oh and NJ im iffy about using the Whizzinator because the people i have talked to that were tested under the same circumstances said they are basically staring at you the whole time they dont have a bit of regard for anything close to privacy. good idea though

[Tribalash]

I called the lab they do all there testing in house and can give immediate response unless it is questionable they send it out of state.

[GodBud]

That is some of the worst advice ever.

Look bro no need to be a dick. Were all here to help and you contradicting what others have to say just creates confusion. I am speaking from experience. I was within 2 weeks of smoking heavily and all I did was pound water for 2 weeks straight and I passed. I am sure that had nothing to do with it!

Peace