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Cannabis would be completely legal, with NO tax. Even legal to deal. There'd also be no limit to amounts.

I'd put more money into education and the NHS [The NHS being the most important.]

Little yobo's would be locked up on the second offence, and repeat idiots will be locked up indefinatly.

These little tossers running around with guns and knives will be locked up for a minimum of 10 years, and the little tossers using them would be publically executed, on TV.

I'd also deal with the immigrant problem, because it IS a problem now.

I'd for the MOD to agree with me and bring all our troops back home - they're not doing anything out there apart from dying - bring em back and let those morons blow themselves up - in their own country. It's not our problem.

I'd also start using hemp for fuel, in cars and to make electric.

Oh, and cannabis [because it's so good for you] wouldnt be under the smoking ban.

Magic mushrooms will be legal again, like they used to be.

All the hard drugs will be given out on the NHS, free, which would automatically stop the drug related crime - and because we wont be wasting money with weed smokers or the completely rediculous things that somehow get into court, we'd have the extra money to do that.

Council tax will also drop, it's through the roof and they dont need it. The councils will be forced to spend the money they get on things that NEED doing, instead of them spending out money for the champers at their fancy meals.

Theres so much i'd do to make this country great again. Then again, if i really was PM, the power would probably go to my head, and i'd try to take over the world [hey, you cant blame a man for trying haha]