Oh shit must have been the ambien.:silly: :stoned:
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Oh shit must have been the ambien.:silly: :stoned:
Your momma must have took one in the ass to have a piece of shit like you!:cursing:
The best part of you slid down your mommas' thigh and left a brown spot on the sheet!:cursing:
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
Your mum's an afghan monkey with a wooden eyebrow
If your IQ was any lower you would need watering. I think thats a good insult.
My friends are always coming up with fat jokes for me. A few of my favorite is- Mcnizz, you should enter the worlds strongest man competition... not as a participant, but as a weight for them to life.
That's a good one, and im gunner use it when i see my mate John next. He's a bit slow. He ate a shroom omlette with i dont know how many in it and he's never been the same, alot like my other mate Dion - i heard from another mate that he got pissed the other day on his bike, fell off in the town center, sat on a bench, passed out, had his bike nicked and when he woke up lit up a joint with 2 foot cops standing behind him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
you smell like a dirty pillow (lol ever smelled someone else's pillow? some people's pillows fucking stink!)
when i was in all of 2nd grade a fifth grader tried to tell me a seat on the bus was his.. i looked at him and said "were you born that stupid or did your mom just drop you on your head too many times" .... lol even his friends were going "oooooo and laughign at him" he hit me for it o.0 one single punch in the chest, didn't hurt that bad, i smiled and kept my seat.
looks like the best part of you ran down the inside of your mothers leg. or something to that extent, can't remember the exact wording
last night your sister/mom blew me so good she sucked the sheets into my ass.
in response to "mother fucker": a mother fucker i may be, but atleast the mothers i fuck don't belong to me, btw tell your mom hi for me.
in a piss poor attempt of a chinese guy speaking english "your momma so fat, she jump up and get stuck"
Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air? Ha...
Why don't you make like a tree and fuck off!
-Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
your as ugly as a penis wrinkle.