"Stoner" Moments.

Dont have any many stoners moments. Only 1 is when I was driving after a few and was about 2 am in the morning I had been at my friends I went to the wrong house. I was listening to music pretty loud and just forgot where I was going. Had to stop and try think how to get home. My mate lives about a mile away.

this isnt my own stoner moment story bc for some reason i cant thikn of any good ones for myself but one time this girl who i cant stand at all was in a car blazin with me n a few other people. my friend passed her a box of blunts and told her to put it in the glove compartment, for some reason this dumb bitch opens the door and throws the box of blunts out of the car door, while the car is rollin ... yes we did go back to get the blunts and banned her from smoking them. we still dont know what she was thinking?

I can't remember.

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Originally Posted by Ganj

I was in a bathroom with a couple of other people who were smoking. The tenant of the place didn't want us smoking in her living room and asked us to move it there to avoid the stench. It must've been a set up. We reached the bathroom and lit up the blunt we had rolled in the living room. My friend turned the faucet on to wash down the ash from the blunt. The blunt went around a few times, the duty to ash always falling on the hands of those around me, then it became my turn. I neared the faucet and put the blunt underneath the water to remove the ash. I forgot the blunt was being smoked; as in fire burning marijuana wrapped inside tobacco paper. Needless to say, I extinguished the blunt and was the base of humiliation for the remainder of the smoke.

I guess that could fall under the category of "too much focus on something else."

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Okay, I really hope yall were just really stoned and don't use water to ash blunts all the time. As far as me, I could write a book bout the shit i've expierenced and seen. My friends enjoy smoking with me cause of all the kickass storys I tell.

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

I showed up to class really blazed once and took a test. One of my answers to a question was "Matthew Perry" when I got my test back, my teacher wrote "WHOA" a simple wrong would have done fine, I took that test on 420, it was a great test, but I got an F. My friends still joke about Matthew Perry today.

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omg. same shit happened to me.

i was in 8th grade lol. me and a friend were blazin at lunch (not literally AT lunch, u kno) and in my next class, science we had a test. and one of the questions about like rocks or somthing just stumped me. like i couldnt even understand what it was asking and i wrote "what the fuck" as my answer. i got suspended for it too it was quite gay, but also very funny

After hotboxing in my friend's car, me and my friend went outside to air off. and I took my jacket, which was on the back seat. When I put my jacket on, some cloth fell out of the door. I thought it was a bandanna so i pick it up and was about to wipe my face with it and just b4 i let it touch my face, my friend is like ":wtf: wtf are you doing..?" and we just stare at each other for a long time. Then I take a good look at what I was really holding and it turned out it was some boxers, that had a bandanna print on it.:wtf3:

i was smoking with a couple of friends at this chicks house i just met. we were smoking out back and after about five bowls i was pretty high and i looked around her backyard and she had a fucking tortoise! i was stunned. it was huge and they didnt even feed it. it just ate the plants in the backyard and walked around. i didnt even know it was legal to have a tortoise. it started chasin me and after about 30 min i had to get up and move. still got the pic on my phone :thumbsup:

One day my friend Nick and I went to the mall when blazed and rode those 25 cents machines. People began to gather and take pics with their cell phones. Then we went outside and and Nick flicked a cig onto the ground but the wind made it hit this older women behind us. Well she lost it and i told her, "shut up you old c*nt, your just mad b/c your slit is like sand paper." and then a security guard came over and started to lecture us, asked if we were under the influene and I went, 'Shutup, you look like the before picture of Jared from Subway!." and then he got on his walkie talkie and we bolted.....good times haha

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

One day my friend Nick and I went to the mall when blazed and rode those 25 cents machines. People began to gather and take pics with their cell phones. Then we went outside and and Nick flicked a cig onto the ground but the wind made it hit this older women behind us. Well she lost it and i told her, "shut up you old c*nt, your just mad b/c your slit is like sand paper." and then a security guard came over and started to lecture us, asked if we were under the influene and I went, 'Shutup, you look like the before picture of Jared from Subway!." and then he got on his walkie talkie and we bolted.....good times haha

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it wouldve been funny as shit if they both slapped u cuz who else can say "i got bitchslapped by an old lady and a fat security guard... IN THE SAME DAY!" lol

well not much of one but I felt like a total dumbass, we went to a drive in and got really blazed the friday before last(we just bought our first bong that night too,:p ) anyway we had to leave after an undercover cop pulled up and we were in the middle of passing around a blunt. So we decided to go to mcdonalds, I go up and order some food then right after the guy sets the tray down(without and food on it) and puts the receipt next to it without thinking i go ahead and pick it up like there was food on it and the guy was sorta paying attention to something else but kinda put his hand on it and set it back down. I just kinda walked back to the table we were sitting at mumbling i'm a complete dumbass. I'm sure he knew I was stoned. The guy works at mcdonalds anyway god knows how many stoners go through there.