"Stoner" Moments.

[Spoken Word]

If there's any place to put this, show me. If not, hear me out.

What's been your funniest "Stoner" Moments?.
Meaning, things that happen for lack of focus or too much focus on something else, if u know what I mean:thumbsup: . Cause that's all they are. But they seem REALLY funny to us.

Well, I just put "Hits from the bong" on cause I'm at work and weeded:hippy:
and the song reminded me of a VERY(well, to me) funny one that happend like 5 years ago.

I was argueing(sp) with my mother (this was a VERY heated argument, mind you)about me coming home all stoned and shit.(which I was, at the time too, you know how it is) and she was threatning to kick me out. And I was denying everything about weed(:wtf: I know). From smoking it to being around it. (I was 15 you guys)
This was like at 1:30 a.m.
And so she was like FUCK IT! and she goes in her room to sleep.
I was like *shrug* W.E.
I go in my room. Relax, go on-line.
And I decided to listen to "Hits from the Bong"
I turned it up REAL loud.
And I forgot to put my headphones on............

If you didn't know the first words to that song are
"DO YOU WANT TO GET HIGH?!!!
DOES ANYBODY WANT TO GET HIGH?!!!!!"

which rang out throughout my house......
On full blast.
:dance:



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Spoken Word Reviewed by Spoken Word on 03-23-2007. "Stoner" Moments. If there's any place to put this, show me. If not, hear me out. What's been your funniest "Stoner" Moments?. Meaning, things that happen for lack of focus or too much focus on something else, if u know what I mean:thumbsup: . Cause that's all they are. But they seem REALLY funny to us. Well, I just put "Hits from the bong" on cause I'm at work and weeded:hippy: and the song reminded me of a VERY(well, to me) funny one that happend like 5 years ago. I was argueing(sp) with my Rating: 5

[Ganj]

I was in a bathroom with a couple of other people who were smoking. The tenant of the place didn't want us smoking in her living room and asked us to move it there to avoid the stench. It must've been a set up. We reached the bathroom and lit up the blunt we had rolled in the living room. My friend turned the faucet on to wash down the ash from the blunt. The blunt went around a few times, the duty to ash always falling on the hands of those around me, then it became my turn. I neared the faucet and put the blunt underneath the water to remove the ash. I forgot the blunt was being smoked; as in fire burning marijuana wrapped inside tobacco paper. Needless to say, I extinguished the blunt and was the base of humiliation for the remainder of the smoke.

I guess that could fall under the category of "too much focus on something else."

[hardon]

I was talking to a teacher and said (instead of week) "You have to start the weed off right."

[Ben Dover]

OH MY GOD
im dying of laughter reading your guys's stoner moments.
too bad i dont have any of my own :-(
im fairly new

[Ganj]

My an abundance of "stoner" moments come your way then.

[Samwhore]

I showed up to class really blazed once and took a test. One of my answers to a question was "Matthew Perry" when I got my test back, my teacher wrote "WHOA" a simple wrong would have done fine, I took that test on 420, it was a great test, but I got an F. My friends still joke about Matthew Perry today.

[halfassedjediknight]

I dont have any really that I can recall. but once I told my grandmother I was high and she was like whaaaat? I had to be slick so I told her I was painting a car in autobody and the fumes made me lightheaded. it sucked.

[mad_nat]

we were getting high in the car park we go at lunch for and my mate was talking about rims on cars and we saw a red car and they were talking about it and i went 'what red one' even tho there was only one red car.

[Bob the Awesome]

Forgetting my glasses were on my face, looking around saying "WHERE ARE MY GLASSES!" and getting really frustrated. I think that's the worst of mine.

[nikweiser]

i was comin back from smokin and i was staring at the night sky, and i tried to unlock my door with my remote unlock pad for my car lol