WARNING: Coming to a town near you- Beasters

Kind of hard to tell. It looks a lighter green than the current batch going around, but that could just be lighting. To be sure if you have this current batch, you only have to follow a few simple steps.
1. Does it resemble the pictures that I (and others) have posted? In real life if you have had beasters, you will recognize it instantly. It's unmistakable.

Now, after following that step, you can rule it out being beasters if it has any of the following:
a smell
a taste
if it burns properly to a light gray-white ash (normally it burns black/very dark grey)
a high grade high (if you've never experienced real dank, you won't know)
a nice comedown

You will know instantly if it's this batch by being disappointed. Sure, it looks good, so you would assume it must be pretty good right? You'd expect it to taste like dank weed. Have a pungent smell when you open the bag or the container it's in. But no matter how large the amount, there is no smell.

I can see this being beneficial for the ones exporting it, and for those importing it themselves. Who knows what they do to achieve this. Seriously, buds are supposed to have a smell, especially big fat pretty buds, but no... just a faint hay smell.

wow that shit is still floating around...i had some like that at the end of my last semester of school...which had to be like may 20 something and its still out there damn....

BEASTERS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nor cal dont need that shit!!

beasters have nothing to do with quality all they refer to is mass produced weed from canada.

Beasters usually look dank and some can get you as high as lower chronic and others get you high as schwag. The most recent beasters i smoked got me more high than I was smoking out of upper mids, which i both smoked out of my bong.

But from previous times i smoked beasters i have disappoints and few other times where i blazed out of my mind. Thats why i smoke beasters when my friends buy and have already tried because i do not trust it.

wow, just saw this thread and holy shit....me and 2 of my buds at school would pay $90/quarter for this...and we first thought "wow, this is gunna be sick, 2-3 hits and we're done"....3 bowls later we were left scratchin our heads.

nice to know what the problem was.

There's good Canadian commercial that we refer to as 'Nooks' around here in MA.
The Beasters in question cross the border ALREADY kiefed- it's not the US dealers doing it.
Nooks are NEVER kiefed off; they still retain the right level of crystals on the outer surfaces of the buds, and tend to have a richer smell than Beasters.

Beasters seem like a rip off, especially for the price people charge for them ($40-50) for an eighth. If people are living in the South part of the US I'm sure they can find a good deal on some outdoor sinsemilla (what I call mids) that tastes like non-fertilized weed and gets you pretty high after a bowl for a much cheaper price. I've bought beasters before that were pretty good, but it seems like there is some sort of massive rip-off going on in the states according to this thread.

well here in northern california we dont have the whole 'beasters' thing. but im definetely familiar with it, ive been to chicago and all over. yeah dude, that sucks when you get some chemically produced shit that looks 'ok' i can tell by those pics that the buds are fried. i feel sorry for smokers who live in a cannabis nonfriendly area. 350$/oz for that?!? holy s*** i can get an ounce of the TOP NOTCH for 3-, but thats still a little pricey for me. hey man i have smoked some green brick weed that laid me out-LATE

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Originally Posted by horror business

Definitely not Canada's fault, I'm not ignorant enough to blame one problem on the whole country like the war seems to do, and the majority of american's view on the middle east. Not all are terrorists, just like not all people who live in America agree with the government,lol a majority don't.

Yeah, the comedown sucks on this current massive "batch". Luckily I haven't bought it in over a month. Just actual dank :rasta:

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Yeah, this is definitely not Canada's fault... you're right. Its the fucking triads here who mass produce this garbage for domestic use and export.

Although it isn't called pretendica, or beasters... this bunk-ass weed is known around here as Toronto Hydro...

Toronto Hydro (marijuana) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I've had more than my fair share of experience with this shit... it circulates around the GTA (Greater Toronto Area) constantly, mostly grown in the local suburbs, like my hometown of Mississauga. This stuff is absolute garbage. It will get complete noob kids high, which is why it seems to be such a big hit with the high school crowd here.

I had to, in extreme dry periods at school, smoke this trash, and also make it available to others. I felt terrible letting people smoke this crap, but thats why I distributed it for dirt cheap.

I always thought this stuff originated in Ontario, but I don't know about the quality of weed destined for American export in B.C. The weed that I've had the opportunity to smoke from B.C. has always been dank-ass shit... never trash. Like you said, don't judge Canadian weed by the shit that gets exported. Ontario and B.C. grow some of the finest buds around... you just need to know where to find it. Anything that's destined for export is going to usually be mass-produced garbage.

this sounds dumb... its not mass produced