WARNING: Coming to a town near you- Beasters

[horror business]

I hope this is the appropriate forum. I decided since I'm using pictures to prove my point, that it is. The subject is Beasters, and how many people are fooled. At this point, it is a critical concern, as my pictures will PROVE, because the SAME beaster is showing up all across America. And where does it come from? We'll get to that later.

On to my pictures. The first picture is a picture that the middleman/friend took of it before bringing it to me.. He would go up there to get some for himself, so he offered to take my money, and bring it back for me, which he did many times. He is no longer my friend, because I recently found out that the half ounces I was buying were only 175, and not 200 which he had me pay multiple times. Anyway, he used to bring me back great quality weed, but then the dealer had this SHIT for a month before he retired due to moving across the country.

The second picture was taken by billballard the creator of this thread: http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...ing-stuff.html. In the post he reveals he is located in the Philly area. Well, I'm in the midwest. As you can see, they are the exact same "strain". There is no mistaking it, once you've encountered it, trust me.

The third picture is a pretty recent one taken by punkr0x0r, the thread creator. Here's the original link to that thread in case you're interested: http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...half-quad.html
Where is punkr0x0r located at? Canada. The source. This shit is spreading like wild fire. In all of the forums where this weed has been posted, the majority of people say "Wow, that looks amazing, and dank" or something of that nature. Well, it's not. Sure, it may look good, but it doesn't get you high. It gets you drained. Not stoned, not "low" or anything that a normal indica should, but drained. It crackles when you smoke it. It's not even dry. The ashes are black, and taste like sulfer.

In every one of the threads, there is some one who tells the truth, that it is beaster. Unfortunately he is usually outnumbered by people who are fooled by it's appearance. If you come across this, as many people in virtually all the internet cannabis forums have been, don't buy it. It is mass produced shit. I am obviously not lying, because the dealer who I was getting it from, had a huge supply of it. And in other states, other people have large supplies of it, and the people who are getting it, are sick of it.

The pictures speak for themselves... Yes, they are pretty, but we're not in the floral industry, we're trying to get high, and get what we pay for. You get MUCH more higher off of "low grade" mexican weed, than this stuff, for half the cost. This stuff is SOLD as "dank", because of it's appearance. It has no smell, it has no flavor, it has no high. All it does is look nice.

It's mass produced in Canada, I know that for a fact, and I have read that it is grown by powerful Vietnamese gangs. They need to keep that shit in Canada, and stop sending it here. It's shit. Grow some real dank, and send it here if you want to, but not that shit. Hopefully this thread will educate people, and expose that shitty beaster.

Edit: I believe this deserves to be stickied, if not in this forum, than in the strains and seeds section, or wherever the most appropriate forum is. This is seriously spreading like wildfire across the states, and lots of people are paying high prices for this, just because of it's appearance. It's all the same guys, look at the pictures. They speak for themselves.

horror business Reviewed by horror business on 07-23-2007. WARNING: Coming to a town near you- Beasters I hope this is the appropriate forum. I decided since I'm using pictures to prove my point, that it is. The subject is Beasters, and how many people are fooled. At this point, it is a critical concern, as my pictures will PROVE, because the SAME beaster is showing up all across America. And where does it come from? We'll get to that later. On to my pictures. The first picture is a picture that the middleman/friend took of it before bringing it to me.. He would go up there to get some for Rating: 5

[horror business]

Oh, I realized that since my personal picture taken by my friend was still in the bag you can't see the obvious resemblance as well, so here's a picture of it out of the bag. Again, trust me, don't be fooled by it's "good" looks. It's the exact same strain, all from the same place, same growers, etc...

[sttomassmoker]

heh yeah DONT BUY BEASTERS.

it sucks when there is nothing around but beast.

[trynagethigh]

Hey Horror,

Sorry to hear about you getting scammed. Havent gotten any of that yet but I did get some last week that smelled to high heaven. Smelled great in the bag but when I smoked one I was a sober as could be. Ive had shwag that got me higher than the smell good shit I got. Bet i'll ask for a tester next time. Cant blame nobody but myself on this one cause I know better than to buy without a sample.

[Nocturnal Stoner]

is this what it looked like

[Grade A]

Beasters.... yuck! :cursing:

I've personally seen people try to pass that stuff off as dank before too. They get offended when you don't even want to hit it. It's quite comical.

I'd rather be sober than inhale that garbage. I know some people that live for that shit because it's cheap and looks decent. Little do they know it's probably chemically tainted or just harvested way too early and won't even produce a buzz. Either way, it's garabage.

Save your money and by an 8th or quarter of dank instead of a half of that.

Good thread, but I still have a feeling there will be more posts labeled dank with pics of beasters.

:twocents:

[thcbongman]

Yup, looks like typical beasts.

But it's usually cheaper than than most KB. You can cop it for 250 an oz. It's not terrible, not like you are smoking schwag! Nothing special either.

Infact, I have the exact same shit right now lol! Luckily I have a variety. :P

[NightProwler]

thanks for warning us all, but i think its kind of hard to reconize this "false dank" just by appearance because i am sure that there is alot of dank bud out there that looks just like those pics. also, i dont knwo about other places, but where i live "beasters" is a title for quality, not a strain. beasters are referred to as the bud between mersh and dank (high mids, as alot of you would call it) its usually sold for 35 an eighth and is actually my preferred bud becuase its cheaper than dank but better than mersh

[psteve]

Pretendica.

[Grade A]

Pretendica.

Good one.