I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

Oh yeah... losing things. I remember bien stoned out of my tree one day and I lost the Sky Remote control. I looked eveywhere but it had totally vanished. I checked everywhere, cupboards, bins, back of the sofa I mean everywhere. It was a mystery and it was annoying to have to get up to change the chanels. Without that blue button for your favourite channels... u have to scroll through EVERY channel on ur digibox and it drives u mad. 4 or 5 days later I found it... It was in the bloody freezer in the shed. I'd gone out to get munchies and must've put the control down while I had a rumage in the freezer. It still worked after it had warmed up a bit lol.

I tend to do damage to myself when stoned like this http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...s/IMG_0059.jpg

Ouch Greenthing... u dont do things by halves. Looks pretty painful :blueknife:

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Ouch Greenthing... u dont do things by halves. Looks pretty painful :blueknife:

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Not painfull at all, at least not after I drank a full bottle of Jack Daniels.:jointsmile:

Greatest post! Makes me feel better about myself. Wellw hen I was in HS he and my buddy where smoking for hours. we just got and oz or some regs. Well we had about a 1/4 each left. Well another buddy shows up to smoke with us. He isn't stoned yet and is trying to get me to drink the bong water. So they keep upping the money to like $30 or something like that then my other buddy gets into it and said he would give me his 1/4oz he had left. So I am now like ok sure. I knew it would be bad. Also they say I can't puke(man feeling sick thinking about it). Well I down it like a shot fast as I can. Took everything I had to not puke it up. It leaves a nasty oil like film in you mouth. AAAAHHHHH so gross!

Word to everyone. Friends don't let friends drink bong water. It was so not worth it.

Thanks bigworm1922, you have made me laugh like **** once again at this thread :S2:

This could start a new thread called 'The things you've done for some weed'

About ten years ago when I was about 19 yrs old I lived in the South of England in a place called Taunton. Me an a load of mates were in a big local park havin a few beers and smokes. There is a bridge over a flowing river and right under the bridge is a man made sort of waterfall that drops the river level by about 2 meters. We got to talking about wether anyone dared jump off the bridge into the higher level of water and go down the waterfall. Someone said 'Ill give an 8th of rocky to any one that does it'. In those days rocky was quite nice and I was considering it. We talked some more and another mate said they would give an 8th to. Well, a quater was enough for me so we went to the bridge. I jumped in and the river carried me to the waterfall. I went over and dropped hard onto my arse. Boom. Sent a shock right up my spine. I went under and then started to swim. I hadnt thought about it properly because there was no riverbank either side for a good 80 meters. I was swimming with my jeans, t-shirt and shoes on and it was hard going. I started really panicing because it was so hard staying afloat. About 30 meters from where I could get out I ran out of steam and really thought I was in big trouble. My feet started to sink down into the water until... bump...I could touch the floor. I was so relieved. I stood up and the water was only chest high. It had been all along! It was only deep immediatley after the waterfall. I felt very stupid but so relieved. When I got the weed though I was happy. Whenever I go down that way to see my mates the story always comes up ha ha. I don't even know if you guys will find it funny but it makes me smile to this day.

This thread is absolutely hilarious.

Just the other night I rolled a blunt with some pretty good chron. My roommates and I just passed this thing around. I think the 4th rotation put everything into perspective and I knew I was going to get :stoned:.

Ended up lighting a straw on fire and then attempted to put it out. Didn't go so well. Plastic melts well and attaches to human skin rather easily. Glad I had ice water next to me.

Getting blitzed somehow makes everything okay.

This Thread Sure Does Make Me Feel At Home LOL:S2:


theres the time my m8 rings me up sayin he just got an ounce off tha good stuff and to set up the big bong that he bought from amsterdam and left round mine ... so i sit there filling it up with ice and i waz pretty baked at this point and the ice jus wouldnt fit in the bong as it was not crushed so i thought forcing it in would work .... bad idea bong breaks cut my hand and a verry unhappy friend

managed to put the broken glass back together using a rubber band lol

then theres the multiple times im abut to hit a bong and start lookin for a lighter to realise its in my hand :stoned:

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Putting $10 in the pumps then just driving away and not getting any gas at all. haha at least it was only $10...

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omg i did the same thing, stopped at the gas station, payed for gas. the guy was already mad at me cause i was paying in coins. :jointsmile: walked out, started talking to a friend who happened to be there and totally drove off, went to pick up some people and ran out of gas right down the street from the gas station. thought my fuel pump was acting up again...just out of gas.. :( lol the guy yelled STOP BEING STUPID when i went back to ask him if i could get my gas anyway. luckily he let me. lmao

AND other day i went to plug something in, bending over my piano, and knocked a whole tray of ganja off the piano into this shag ass carpet from the 60s :( only got about a third of it back. carpet claimed the rest. does smell pretty good now though lmao. :rastasmoke:

So... was in friends car smokin on a doobie. he is lazy and never cleans up. i just finished coughing my brains out, went to grab my pop took a full chug if it. I very quickly figured out it was his month old chew spit can...i gag a little every time i think of it.