Make a wish thread

I wish dryst would join the chat!

your dog bathes herself but is so compulsive about it she keeps doin it ( like a puppy eating) and makes all of her hair fall out and you run out of weed at the same time and the surgery for your dog is the exact prive of all the weed left in the WORLD

i wish i didnt break my bad ass bong

lol bob u get ur wish...ill be there in a sec :D...me coming to chat is indeed the bad ending to ur wish :D

i wish i had another bag of skittles...

You get your bag of skittles but the moment you put one in your mouth they turn into rabbit poo!!

I wish I made more money :(

you make more money. but your increased pay causes your useless spending to increase therefore causing you to become more broke then you were before.

I wish i had the ability to multiply anything by 2.

u can multiply anything u want by 2....but each time u do it divides the size of ur manhood by 2!! muahha :D

lol

i wish i had magic weed seeds :D

U get your magic weed seeds. you care for them, you nurture them, they grow beautifully, and flower amazingly resinous buds. they are so amazingly sticky that by week 6 you can hardly bear to be in the same house as them due to the dank smell, and you having no weed for weeks. fast foward 2 weeks....

2

weeks

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Harvest time. You have read up on how to harvest bud perfectly and end up curing and flushing the buds to perfection. FINALLY, your hard work has FINALLY paid off and your beautifully white and crystally magic bud is now ready to be smoked. These magic buds. are somehow magical, in a way, that is unknown to you. you load a bowl into your pipe and smoke it, only to find out, that it is LEGAL MAGICAL BUD. Bud that is somewhat legal but all together magically NOT delicious. Because it is legalmagic bud. as in fully legal, not even half. Legal buds from herbal smoke shop. magical in their own way i guess. buzzkill for you.

I wish I could stay this baked for the rest of my life. :)

u stay that baked for the rest of ur life...btu evenutally u build a tolerence :(

i wish i had some fuckin money :p im starving!!

ur walking along a path and u find a $20.00 bill
but b 4 u get 2 a store
a guys comes up bhind u and clubs u in the head
and takes the $20.00 u just found

ur walking along a path and u find a $20.00 bill
but b 4 u get 2 a store
a guys comes up bhind u and clubs u in the head
and takes the $20.00 u just found

i wish all the hate and fighting going on in the world would just stop