Funny Quotes

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Originally Posted by this comedienne on Comedy Central

Just like Jesus said, "You give the man a fish...he knows where to come for fish. You teach a man to fish, and you destroy your marketbase."

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I'll look for her name, she's still on "Comedy Central Presents" (12:30 EST).

In a conversation on sculptures done by Leonardo Da Vinci:

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Originally Posted by robert42

oooo do 1 of my penis, do 1 of my penis

hhaha

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hahaha i feel scared to post cos every mistake i make beachguy triwsts it... hes worse then hitler

Robert you're better than Hitler.

awww thanks.....

u need to get a humorous avatar..... beachguy if u need help finding one holla at ya boy (did that sound cool? like fat with ph u know 'phat')

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Originally Posted by OreO

i was in public
but none around....i was 16 and it was 3 in the mornin so no biggy


I snuck out to go hang out with some friends...went home

on the way home stopped in the woods, wanked it real quick and went back home

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LMAO

LMAO GOOD FIND BUDDY EXPOSE MORE PERVERTS ;)

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Originally Posted by robert42

awww thanks.....

u need to get a humorous avatar..... beachguy if u need help finding one holla at ya boy (did that sound cool? like fat with ph u know 'phat')

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I asked Tokosan to help me develop one, I'll get something for now.

cool man :D

lol buddy nice one haha

that thread is wicked man