THIS OTTA GROSS YOU OUT

2 days ago one of the neighbors, a mexican family, had drove down to my house and an 11 year girl got out of the vehicle, came to the door and invited me to come over to their house tomorrow for a birthday party for the niece. She said there would be music and food and a big celebration. So I thought how nice for them to invite me so I decided to not plan for dinner that evening.
I showed with a present for the 3 year old and I was the only white person there out of 40 or 50 mexicans, and only one of 3 that spoke english. They said we are having authentic mexican beef tacos tonight. I thought wow that sounds pretty good. So they brought about 4 out on a plate already rolled and filled with cilantro and onion etc. I ate three and decided to mingle with the english speaking people one of which was the chef who had a large 3ft diameter grill in the back yard and he was cooking up a storm. I said, hey I see you are also making chicken tacos too. He said " oH no, these are beef tacos". I said "well why is there white meat on the grill? He said, " oh no this is beef, brains on the left and intestine on the right". You should have seen the look on my face as I was in the process of chewing. I went from smiling and chewing to stoned cold sober with a fake grin!!!!!!!!
So I dodge around the corner and fed the rest to the dog. When I came back the hostess said, Oh you really like huh, you eat so fast, I make more for you . Oh No! I declared, "SO FULL thank you very much". HIliarious!!!

hahahaha great story

we have like 3 brazilans working for us at the restraunt. Well i always cook there food, burgers, and what not. well one day the wife brings me in some food, she keeps pushing the plate twards me, and i start eating the weird textured chicken like substance(it was good) and she brought home mad totillas, i ate the whole plate with a smile and she smiled and proceeded to tell my boss that I love intestines and that we should have them on the menu. now that i know they don't taste bad i think i would try them again.

I'd have been like "WTF?!!" haha.

That would be a nightmare, that's horrible lol!
Bet you won't go round for dinner again (if you can call that dinner) :D

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Originally Posted by dark0ne

we have like 3 brazilans working for us at the restraunt. Well i always cook there food, burgers, and what not. well one day the wife brings me in some food, she keeps pushing the plate twards me, and i start eating the weird textured chicken like substance(it was good) and she brought home mad totillas, i ate the whole plate with a smile and she smiled and proceeded to tell my boss that I love intestines and that we should have them on the menu. now that i know they don't taste bad i think i would try them again.

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Damn, I'd be pissed that i didn't get told what they were lol

well, as long as it tastes good, it doesn't really matter what it is, if you ask me.

Cesos (brains), tripa (intestine) and asada, steak. I love cesos; it's really good. It's the consistency, and what it is that freak people out. Lengua (tongue) is awesome too. Tacos are badass, man. You missed out.

Yeah you really did miss out. TACOMEX in AZ has Ceso Burritos, I get them all the time, mixed with carne asada , guacamole, hot sauce, and sourcream.

The consistency is a little freaky, but I prefer that consistency to the consistency of catfish. And catfish tastes like a dirty river.

Hell ya.

lol thats gotta suck, man

i woulda ate it,

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Originally Posted by Ganjasaurusrex

2 days ago one of the neighbors, a mexican family, had drove down to my house and an 11 year girl got out of the vehicle, came to the door and invited me to come over to their house tomorrow for a birthday party for the niece. She said there would be music and food and a big celebration. So I thought how nice for them to invite me so I decided to not plan for dinner that evening.
I showed with a present for the 3 year old and I was the only white person there out of 40 or 50 mexicans, and only one of 3 that spoke english. They said we are having authentic mexican beef tacos tonight. I thought wow that sounds pretty good. So they brought about 4 out on a plate already rolled and filled with cilantro and onion etc. I ate three and decided to mingle with the english speaking people one of which was the chef who had a large 3ft diameter grill in the back yard and he was cooking up a storm. I said, hey I see you are also making chicken tacos too. He said " oH no, these are beef tacos". I said "well why is there white meat on the grill? He said, " oh no this is beef, brains on the left and intestine on the right". You should have seen the look on my face as I was in the process of chewing. I went from smiling and chewing to stoned cold sober with a fake grin!!!!!!!!
So I dodge around the corner and fed the rest to the dog. When I came back the hostess said, Oh you really like huh, you eat so fast, I make more for you . Oh No! I declared, "SO FULL thank you very much". HIliarious!!!

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LoL, man that nasty. I got done in a chinese restaurant once, ate pigs testicles and was told it was pork. Ewwwww!!

Peace

Buddy

As long as it tatsed good, who cares? But, a shock, yes, it would have shocked me for a few seconds, then I would have kept eating, as not to offend anyone.

In Calgary here in Alberta we eat something called 'praire oysters'...bull testicles! We batter them up, deep fry them, eat them up. Taste just like chicken. Nothing to be groosed out as long as it tastes good.

Hotdogs are really not much farther from your intestines and brains episode.

I was a nanny for a 2 awesome asian boys from hong kong.. great FAMILY..
but some of the stuff I ate was questionable..

cow brain, chicken feet... uh... deer penis...

I hate to admit that...

Out here in California we have tons of authentic Mexican taquerias and brains, tongue, stomach, etc. is just standard stuff on the menu. I usually just get the carne asada(steak) or al pastor(grilled pork). Awesome stuff.

Eating weird, by our standards, food is nothing new to me though. My wife is Chinese and my in-laws still live in China. Whenever we go back to visit I always end up eating...umm..."interesting" new foods. Once you get past the fact that your eating something bizaare you realize that a lot of it is really tasty. I love jellyfish and there is this dish made with thin slices of beef tendon, stomach, and tongue with a spicy sauce that's just fucking awesome.

Nothing wrong with that. It's only North Americans that think eating brain, heart, liver, kidney, and such is disgusting... Other cultures all around the world, even in Europe, eat such parts regularly, since it's been shown that they're actually the helthiest parts of an animal to eat. They taste funny, but they're good for you :)

Why eat them, if the "normal" parts (the meat and flesh) are just as tasty and good for you?
If i found out it was brains i was eating, i'd be like *fakes heart attack* and when someone goes to call an ambulance, i'd scarper! lol

Never hear of any foods like that over here, even in restaurants and shit! Sounds baaaaad!

LMFAO

They really don't taste that bad though.

Anything is better than brisket I guess.

ever ate the macdonalds chicken nuggets???? well a couple years ago it was found that they were over 50% intestines and shit so yeah.... atleast your being told what you were eating mickey Ds trys to pass that stuff off as all white meat when in reality its pressed together chicken carcases

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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420

ever ate the macdonalds chicken nuggets???? well a couple years ago it was found that they were over 50% intestines and shit so yeah.... atleast your being told what you were eating mickey Ds trys to pass that stuff off as all white meat when in reality its pressed together chicken carcases

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And most burgers you buy are cows that have had all the meat taken off them for whole cuts in butchers and to sell in supermarkets, and the burgers you get are just the ground up carcasses:D lol.
We don't get told that, so it doesn't bother me! lol :thumbsup:

I could show you some sick PETA anti-meat shit haha. It's very..amusing, since I am not a vegetarian and I don't get how people can honestly care. In my honest opinion IMHO? I think that if an animal is raised and bred for milk, eggs, and meat than that's what it was created for. God let us eat them before, why not now, they reproduce.

We need more wild cows that's it! :cool:

HEY EVERYBODY!

IT'S COW HUNTING SEASON!

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I could show you some sick PETA anti-meat shit haha. It's very..amusing, since I am not a vegetarian and I don't get how people can honestly care. In my honest opinion IMHO? I think that if an animal is raised and bred for milk, eggs, and meat than that's what it was created for. God let us eat them before, why not now, they reproduce.

We need more wild cows that's it! :cool:

HEY EVERYBODY!

IT'S COW HUNTING SEASON!

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Seen the video on ogrish.com where some rednecks cut a pig's head off with a chainsaw and it lives for ages, kicking and writhing about on the floor in pain.. must have hurt.. but the deed's done!

Yeh i have seen when the pigs and animals hang upside down by their feet and a "jaws of life" type device cuts their heads half off.. that's gonna hurt in the morning;)

I do have a heart though. Maybe I don't know.

I seen a video of the CHINESE FUR TRADE and how they "package" and "distribute" dogs and cats and it just REALLY REALLY REALLY PISSED ME OFF! and made me sad.

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I do have a heart though. Maybe I don't know.

I seen a video of the CHINESE FUR TRADE and how they "package" and "distribute" dogs and cats and it just REALLY REALLY REALLY PISSED ME OFF! and made me sad.

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Yeah i saw that, throwing them like 15 feet off trucks packed tightly into cages, with kitty's arms hanging out, probably crushing the bones to dust :(

I don't know how someone could do something like that! I'd love to hang them on meathooks and drip dry 'em! :mad:

I'm going to pack a bunch of chinese people in tight cages and throw them around like they are nothing.

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I'm going to pack a bunch of chinese people in tight cages and throw them around like they are nothing.

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Only the ones that abuse animals... not all are bad! lol :rasta:

I meant the guys on film.

Me and you can play some weird twisted form of chinese hockey with them.

Do chinese people play hockey?

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I meant the guys on film.

Me and you can play some weird twisted form of chinese hockey with them.

Do chinese people play hockey?

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Yeah, but with ping pong balls and chopsticks:D

I'd love to kick the shit out of those bastards! Be sooooo damn fun!

I think this makes us a little racist haha.

Ping pong and chopsticks LMFAO

I need a friend named ping pong

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Originally Posted by STDzRus

I do have a heart though. Maybe I don't know.

I seen a video of the CHINESE FUR TRADE and how they "package" and "distribute" dogs and cats and it just REALLY REALLY REALLY PISSED ME OFF! and made me sad.

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yeah ive seen videos like that on the peta website.....i dont go there anymore....they had like the animals that get skinned alive for their fur......just typing this now has made those very graphic, distubing images of skinless animals crawling around appear in my mind......i would hosetly kill any of those motherfuckers that skin the animals if i was given half a chance....

it really upsets me....

:(

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yeah ive seen videos like that on the peta website.....i dont go there anymore....they had like the animals that get skinned alive for their fur......just typing this now has made those very graphic, distubing images of skinless animals crawling around appear in my mind......i would hosetly kill any of those motherfuckers that skin the animals if i was given half a chance....

it really upsets me....

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I wouldn't, well not straight away, few days of extreme torture would satisfy me!

I wonder how people can physically do that?!
Like the videos of beheadings, i couldn't do it, i'd be all squeamish when the knife went in lol, and certainly couldn't throw the head about afterwards.. i can watch them and not feel any emotion, apart from "damn that must be a horrible death"

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Don't ever play ping pong with someone who's Chinese. They will utterly humilate you. Trust me on this. They put professional ping pong matches on tv over there like we do with Football (American not soccer). They're fucking brutal.

I wandered into an outdoor food market in Southern China once and it was really sad, not to mention really freakin weird. This one guy had a big bowl filled with hundreds of live scorpions he was selling as food. In another area there were cages filled with kittens and puppies being sold for food not to mention all kinds of other stuff. It even freaked my wife out and she lived in China from the time she was born until she was 27. Apparently this type of thing really only common in the South where Cantonese food is from. They even have a joke about it over there which says "The Southern Chinese will eat anything with four legs except for a table and a chair. Unless they get really hungry and then they'll eat those too." So, the moral of the story is to stick with Sichuan style food. If you're going for Cantonese bring a leash for the leftovers.

yeah i can watch people being killed/tortured without getting to worked up or upset....but animals are different.....i cant stand to see them in pain......i honestly cant.

The way i see it people kinda got themselves in to trouble with all this war and corruption.....but animals......they just live here....they have no say in what goes on in their world.....and they deal with it pretty well but taking them out of their habitat so that humans can profit off them is not good!
its would be fine if they killed them humanly and ate the meat and made coats out of the fur because they had no other choice (needed for survival)....but they just make little pom-poms for fluffy fucking boots!! I mean come on.....thats not on is it!!!!

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Originally Posted by Fengzi

Don't ever play ping pong with someone who's Chinese. They will utterly humilate you. Trust me on this. They put professional ping pong matches on tv over there like we do with Football (American not soccer). They're fucking brutal.

I wandered into an outdoor food market in Southern China once and it was really sad, not to mention really freakin weird. This one guy had a big bowl filled with hundreds of live scorpions he was selling as food. In another area there were cages filled with kittens and puppies being sold for food not to mention all kinds of other stuff. It even freaked my wife out and she lived in China from the time she was born until she was 27. Apparently this type of thing really only common in the South where Cantonese food is from. They even have a joke about it over there which says "The Southern Chinese will eat anything with four legs except for a table and a chair. Unless they get really hungry and then they'll eat those too." So, the moral of the story is to stick with Sichuan style food. If you're going for Cantonese bring a leash for the leftovers.

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Lol!!

Yeah, I'd say stick with regular food, but it's a matter of opinion, personally, if i knew i had been given brains, i'd just say "No thanks:)" lol

Funny though, I'd bet that if they found eating brains would get you stoned everyone on this board would be a regualr consumer of "brain food"

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Seen the video on ogrish.com where some rednecks cut a pig's head off with a chainsaw and it lives for ages, kicking and writhing about on the floor in pain.. must have hurt.. but the deed's done!

Yeh i have seen when the pigs and animals hang upside down by their feet and a "jaws of life" type device cuts their heads half off.. that's gonna hurt in the morning;)

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Man, almost all pig processing plants kill their meat as quickly, and as "painless" as possible. I used to work at the Olymel pig plant here in town. For one, they die by getting a laser guided electrode slammed in their neck, that is suppose to just shut off their brain instantly, but who knows for sure.

And second, those big cutters you see slicing their necks, the pigs are loooooooooong dead before they come to that. By the time they come to that, they have already been killed, their insides completly taken out, and they have been sent through a 400degC fire burner, then they get their necks chopped.

Ask me anything about pig processing/slaughtering, I worked there for 2yrs doing that shit.

Those videos you see of that pig getting his chainsawed off, is just a bunch of fat, drunk, rednecks who the only way they can take care of something, is through weapons and theirr precious guns. Most meat you see packaged in Safeway or Save-On-Foods, is all properly cut, and handled meat.

Fast food like Mcshits or KFC, discount fast food, is another story. There's a reason why that food is so cheap. Poor cut, and porr quality. :thumbsup:

Damn this is like conversation weed I have. I have never talked so much when I smoked weed. Here and at work. They told me shut up yesterday I was just blabbing...okay, I'm done :rasta:

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Man, almost all pig processing plants kill their meat as quickly, and as "painless" as possible. I used to work at the Olymel pig plant here in town. For one, they die by getting a laser guided electrode slammed in their neck, that is suppose to just shut off their brain instantly, but who knows for sure.

And second, those big cutters you see slicing their necks, the pigs are loooooooooong dead before they come to that. By the time they come to that, they have already been killed, their insides completly taken out, and they have been sent through a 400degC fire burner, then they get their necks chopped.

Ask me anything about pig processing/slaughtering, I worked there for 2yrs doing that shit.

Those videos you see of that pig getting his chainsawed off, is just a bunch of fat, drunk, rednecks who the only way they can take care of something, is through weapons and theirr precious guns. Most meat you see packaged in Safeway or Save-On-Foods, is all properly cut, and handled meat.

Fast food like Mcshits or KFC, discount fast food, is another story. There's a reason why that food is so cheap. Poor cut, and porr quality. :thumbsup:

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Ahh ok, and yeah i know those rednecks are just fuckers doing it for a kick (or several violent ones;) lol)

Working at an abatoir would be quite a good experience, and i'm nearly 17 and can say i haven't seen anything that's made me feel squeamish for a while now lol:D

your heart has to be pretty black if you can buy a living kitten and kill it and prepare it for consumption

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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420

your heart has to be pretty black if you can buy a living kitten and kill it and prepare it for consumption

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*High five* Yeah, you got it right... strange, crazy foreigners!