THIS OTTA GROSS YOU OUT

[Ganjasaurusrex]

2 days ago one of the neighbors, a mexican family, had drove down to my house and an 11 year girl got out of the vehicle, came to the door and invited me to come over to their house tomorrow for a birthday party for the niece. She said there would be music and food and a big celebration. So I thought how nice for them to invite me so I decided to not plan for dinner that evening.
I showed with a present for the 3 year old and I was the only white person there out of 40 or 50 mexicans, and only one of 3 that spoke english. They said we are having authentic mexican beef tacos tonight. I thought wow that sounds pretty good. So they brought about 4 out on a plate already rolled and filled with cilantro and onion etc. I ate three and decided to mingle with the english speaking people one of which was the chef who had a large 3ft diameter grill in the back yard and he was cooking up a storm. I said, hey I see you are also making chicken tacos too. He said " oH no, these are beef tacos". I said "well why is there white meat on the grill? He said, " oh no this is beef, brains on the left and intestine on the right". You should have seen the look on my face as I was in the process of chewing. I went from smiling and chewing to stoned cold sober with a fake grin!!!!!!!!
So I dodge around the corner and fed the rest to the dog. When I came back the hostess said, Oh you really like huh, you eat so fast, I make more for you . Oh No! I declared, "SO FULL thank you very much". HIliarious!!!

Ganjasaurusrex Reviewed by Ganjasaurusrex on 10-31-2005. THIS OTTA GROSS YOU OUT 2 days ago one of the neighbors, a mexican family, had drove down to my house and an 11 year girl got out of the vehicle, came to the door and invited me to come over to their house tomorrow for a birthday party for the niece. She said there would be music and food and a big celebration. So I thought how nice for them to invite me so I decided to not plan for dinner that evening. I showed with a present for the 3 year old and I was the only white person there out of 40 or 50 mexicans, Rating: 5

[nakedgunner]

hahahaha great story

[dark0ne]

we have like 3 brazilans working for us at the restraunt. Well i always cook there food, burgers, and what not. well one day the wife brings me in some food, she keeps pushing the plate twards me, and i start eating the weird textured chicken like substance(it was good) and she brought home mad totillas, i ate the whole plate with a smile and she smiled and proceeded to tell my boss that I love intestines and that we should have them on the menu. now that i know they don't taste bad i think i would try them again.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I'd have been like "WTF?!!" haha.

That would be a nightmare, that's horrible lol!
Bet you won't go round for dinner again (if you can call that dinner)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

we have like 3 brazilans working for us at the restraunt. Well i always cook there food, burgers, and what not. well one day the wife brings me in some food, she keeps pushing the plate twards me, and i start eating the weird textured chicken like substance(it was good) and she brought home mad totillas, i ate the whole plate with a smile and she smiled and proceeded to tell my boss that I love intestines and that we should have them on the menu. now that i know they don't taste bad i think i would try them again.

Damn, I'd be pissed that i didn't get told what they were lol

[Blowboy]

well, as long as it tastes good, it doesn't really matter what it is, if you ask me.

[lateralus]

Cesos (brains), tripa (intestine) and asada, steak. I love cesos; it's really good. It's the consistency, and what it is that freak people out. Lengua (tongue) is awesome too. Tacos are badass, man. You missed out.

[STDzRus]

Yeah you really did miss out. TACOMEX in AZ has Ceso Burritos, I get them all the time, mixed with carne asada , guacamole, hot sauce, and sourcream.

The consistency is a little freaky, but I prefer that consistency to the consistency of catfish. And catfish tastes like a dirty river.

[lateralus]

Hell ya.

[Lily420]

lol thats gotta suck, man