how not to get caught in a cop search (kinda joking)

this only really would work for guys, i think, maybe girls, too, but idk. what you do is:

1. buy the largest vibrator available in a sex shop. the ones that take car batteries or some shit!

2. take the batteries out and put all your weed/pipes/etc (whatever will fit) in there and toss it in the backseat of your car

i guarantee you, if you're a dude, NO cop will EVER touch that thing in a million years!!!!

what cop wants the whole force to think he's gay because he found drugs in a guy's dildo?

lol

LOL

great idea hahaha

I swear to Buddha I'm giving you so much rep for this...

Not shure guys are to happy about the largest dildo in the store, up their ass...

lmao! u had to be to high when this idea came to u. always thinkin of crazy shit when im high

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Not shure guys are to happy about the largest dildo in the store, up their ass...

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you don't actually have to USE it...but if you want that effect, you can always put on a coat of fart spray :p

or are you talking about the clerk at the store thinking "good god, holy jesus, this guy is a flamer!!"? because if you're that concerned about what people think, then forget i said anything at all, because if that's what the guy at the store thinks, imagine what the COP will think! lol





and i actually don't remember if i was stoned when i thought of this, but i'm actually pretty sure that i wasn't. i just thought of it in math one day lol :rasta:

you fucker; you've given away my secret stash location...

now cops will be pulling me over, "evening maam, license, registration, insurance, and dildo please..."

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Originally Posted by Scarlet Sky

you fucker; you've given away my secret stash location...

now cops will be pulling me over, "evening maam, license, registration, insurance, and dildo please..."

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see, this is why i said it will most likely only work for guys. a cop (especially a pervert one...most are in my town) would love to put his hands all over a chick's dildo.

but a guy's? that's a no-brainer! lol

a great idea.


...or if you dont have the cash for a dildo you can use a dead gay guy...they work just as well.

no cop will ever search a dead gay guy.

;D



lol.