today has already been shity

[align=center]today i woke up right on time, my mom had a cup of coffee ready for me, and had it made up perfect just the way i like it, i drink half of it,grab a towl, and get ready to hop in the shower, i turn the water on cause its mighty cold out side, and figured i would take another drink of coffee while the water heats up... and right as i walk out of the bathroom, our shower squirts to drops of water out... so i was like shit, i try to turn on the bathroom sink, not even a damn drop... so i was like mom, did you pay the water bill this month... she says, she dosent have to pay for water, because the land lord includes it in rent... so im like shit the pipes are frozen, so i go out to the car, to get my gloves, so i can get to work on getting under the house, to unfreez the damn pipes... car locks are froozen... so i go inside, and grab the biggest pot i can find, fill it with snow, and mangae to get in the car, i figure, since mom is about to leave for work with in half an hour to an hour, ill warm the car up... so i go to start it, not even a the starter clicks(like it dose when you still have a little bit of battery life... ) so i tell my girl to get out side and help he push it out to the road... get it out there, and we start pushing it to push start it(it took us a half hour to get it to the road) we finaly get it to spped to start it, and i hop in and throw it in gear, and it just slides across the ice, so a guy stops, and asks whats wrong, so he runs home, and finds a pair of jumper cables, comes back and jumps me, so im sitting there waiting for the windows to defrost, and the back windows not going, so i tell the girl to guide me into the neabhors drive way, and i cant see worth shit... so im just like fuck it, im going around the block... so we drive around the block, and finaly get it in the drive way... so i go to climb under the house after another cup of coffee... and i find out, theres not gonna be enough room for me to move around a whole lot... so i find out were the pipes are at, and ask my mom to go pick up some heating elements of some sort(torch, heat lamp, heat gun, or some heating pads of some sort... shes sudjesting i use a room heater(if it gets wet, its gonna fry an plug in as far as i know...) and i just smoked my last ciggert... and drank the last of the coffeee... ohh how fun today has been, and will be...(btw... when i woke up... it was 14 degrees ferinhight)[/align]

Hey bud, it is winter and stuff like that happens to us all! You can't let it ruin your day...when things break you just have to fix them.

Put the room heater in the crawl... When you know it's going to be really cold turn the water hot and cold on a trickle in the bathroom sink,,,that will keep it from freezing up over night...

this, out of many, is the reason why california is fucking great.
CA=no frozen pipes.

HAHAHHAHAHA

70 degrees F in my house,

come shower at my house

mom is washing dishes as of right now,

so our water works

but youll die on the drive over here,

so take the ferry

man, i fuckin hate frozen pipes.

today was a sick day. woke up, hit a bong of kief before going to school. i got there 30 minutes erly, and 2 of my friends lurked it with 2 fat l's. smoked those with a bunch of ppl. skiped after 2nd period and took a bus to pizza hut, where theres a sick ass buffet for only les than 11$ wiht unlimited drinks. obviously burned like 3 l's for free with a bunch of ppl for free, then smoked my own one pape of which i bot sick weed of. ate 20 slices of pizza, some salad some garlic sticks. even a sick ass stroodel pizza. then everething topped off with another free L. porbably one of the most l's i smoked without ne blunts.

after we get back at school, the L marathon continues. another one for free. then after my friend was feeling generous and had a large bag of busted up herb shake and stems, but mostly just orange hairs and crystals. he gave about 2 grams to me for free. got home made 2 firecrackers with all the shake since it wasn't going to get me too blazed. then in about 2 hours i go to my friends house to chill and walked alot but ended up getting smoked on 2 l's of extremmely well cured cronic. then i bot a gram and now here i am at home, just smoked 3 nice bongs of it and high as a kite.

sounds like you need a blunt

haha... i didnt get a blunt... but i did mangae to find a few girls who had a half gallon of black velvet, and a 1/5th of barcardi 151 rum... and then it wideld its way down to 2 verry verry hony girls and me..:pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :dance: :dance: :rastasmoke:

and now im sitting at home smoking some weed... with fresh clean water...(we ran our dry tubing under the house, and a regular space heater down there... and it was going within 3 bowls... and a walk to the store...