[align=center]today i woke up right on time, my mom had a cup of coffee ready for me, and had it made up perfect just the way i like it, i drink half of it,grab a towl, and get ready to hop in the shower, i turn the water on cause its mighty cold out side, and figured i would take another drink of coffee while the water heats up... and right as i walk out of the bathroom, our shower squirts to drops of water out... so i was like shit, i try to turn on the bathroom sink, not even a damn drop... so i was like mom, did you pay the water bill this month... she says, she dosent have to pay for water, because the land lord includes it in rent... so im like shit the pipes are frozen, so i go out to the car, to get my gloves, so i can get to work on getting under the house, to unfreez the damn pipes... car locks are froozen... so i go inside, and grab the biggest pot i can find, fill it with snow, and mangae to get in the car, i figure, since mom is about to leave for work with in half an hour to an hour, ill warm the car up... so i go to start it, not even a the starter clicks(like it dose when you still have a little bit of battery life... ) so i tell my girl to get out side and help he push it out to the road... get it out there, and we start pushing it to push start it(it took us a half hour to get it to the road) we finaly get it to spped to start it, and i hop in and throw it in gear, and it just slides across the ice, so a guy stops, and asks whats wrong, so he runs home, and finds a pair of jumper cables, comes back and jumps me, so im sitting there waiting for the windows to defrost, and the back windows not going, so i tell the girl to guide me into the neabhors drive way, and i cant see worth shit... so im just like fuck it, im going around the block... so we drive around the block, and finaly get it in the drive way... so i go to climb under the house after another cup of coffee... and i find out, theres not gonna be enough room for me to move around a whole lot... so i find out were the pipes are at, and ask my mom to go pick up some heating elements of some sort(torch, heat lamp, heat gun, or some heating pads of some sort... shes sudjesting i use a room heater(if it gets wet, its gonna fry an plug in as far as i know...) and i just smoked my last ciggert... and drank the last of the coffeee... ohh how fun today has been, and will be...(btw... when i woke up... it was 14 degrees ferinhight)[/align]
partyguy420 Reviewed by partyguy420 on . today has already been shity today i woke up right on time, my mom had a cup of coffee ready for me, and had it made up perfect just the way i like it, i drink half of it,grab a towl, and get ready to hop in the shower, i turn the water on cause its mighty cold out side, and figured i would take another drink of coffee while the water heats up... and right as i walk out of the bathroom, our shower squirts to drops of water out... so i was like shit, i try to turn on the bathroom sink, not even a damn drop... so i was like Rating: 5