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u ever read the monkeys paw where the guy makes a wish but everytime he does it grants him the wish but somehow fucks things up?
i think one of em was he wished for $200 and his son dies at work and the company gives him a severance pay of $200...
ok so this is how the game works,
u make a wish and the next person grants it but somehow messes it up and then they to make a wish for the next person to mess up, and so on and so on..
ill start
i wish i had a monkey
You geta monkey but the monkey has to crawl out of your ass to get to the real world! hahaha.
ok i wish i had the biggest taco in the world
u get it but the meat has been posioned with anthrax
i wish i ruled the world
I wish everyone would join the chat.
you get the biggest taco in the world but the meat is rotten and causes explosive diaherria!
I wish I had a pound of weed!
haha this is awesome!! great one!
you can have the biggest taco but they make the sour cream by letting 100 monkeys run into it and jerk off all over.
i wish i had 200 dollars ;)
everyone joins the chat but is instantly killed by an e-terrorist
i wish i had a pound of cannabis
u get ur pound, but just beofre u smoke it u find its been eaten by some sort of bug :p
i wish i had a horse
you really dont want a horse.
u turn into a horse but as soon as u turn into a horse your in mid jump and you break your leg, and low and behold your owner shoots you dead!
I wish I had the worlds' only money tree