Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane!
Alright guys, due to the wild popularity of this film, not to mention its ridiculous title and plot, I figured it would be a great idea to see how creative people could get, writing a fake sequel to it. Here is mine.
Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes in Space
Starring: Chuck Norris and Samuel L Jackson
Plot: In a desperate attempt to sabotage the United States first shuttle to mars, the Russian government 'secretly' places 1000's deadly snakes inside the cockpit of the shuttle. In a desperate struggle to survive, Chuck and his co-pilot Leonard use 0 gravity to their advantage in a true bloodthirsty fight to the bitter end!
Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane!
how about
"snakes at the mall"
"snakes on a building"
"snakes on a train"
plot
government creates highly toxic
chemical weapon
terrorists use snakes to fuck shit up
sick demented teen
gets revenge on society
fuck the mall
Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane!
how bout this one...
Ferrets on a Ferry
Starring: Stallone and Kate Beckinsale (purely for eye candy :p)
Osama's newest plan to hit innocent civilians,
he plants hundreds of rabid, vicious, genetically engineered poison Ferrets on a ferry From Ireland to New York City,
stallone has to think of a way to save the day whilst Kate Beckinsale gets nekkid :dance:
Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes
how bout this one...
Ferrets on a Ferry
Starring: Stallone and Kate Beckinsale (purely for eye candy :p)
Osama's newest plan to hit innocent civilians,
he plants hundreds of rabid, vicious, genetically engineered poison Ferrets on a ferry From Ireland to New York City,
stallone has to think of a way to save the day whilst Kate Beckinsale gets nekkid :dance:
haha best idea ever. kate beckinsale is a must
Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane!
ferrets are wicked creatures
good one
Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes
how bout this one...
Ferrets on a Ferry
Starring: Stallone and Kate Beckinsale (purely for eye candy :p)
Osama's newest plan to hit innocent civilians,
he plants hundreds of rabid, vicious, genetically engineered poison Ferrets on a ferry From Ireland to New York City,
stallone has to think of a way to save the day whilst Kate Beckinsale gets nekkid :dance:
Putting osama behind it is brilliant lol
Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane!
Karaoke Kangaroo's
Its a team of Karaoke Kangaroos who take the world by storm with there singing/dancing
Staring: R.L.Stine (The Writer of Goosebumps), Chuck Norris, and Bruce Lee's Nan
Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane!
How about sheep on a bus?
Starring: ME and some porn star (but the porn star's pussy is not destroyed)
Plot: Well, as we all know, sheep don't pose a serious threat, so I just move them out of the bus and you know what happens next.. I leave.. -_-
:p
Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane!
Spiders on a Submarine.
After a deep sea research submarine is actualy discovered to be ferrying a nuclear warhead, terrorists release a whole bunch of poisonous and creepy spiders. Samuel L. Jackson, Harrison Ford, and Ben Stiller have only hours to rescue the sub, crew, and the warhead from the 8 legged death machines.
And Kate Beckinsale can get naked in this one to.
Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane!
Snakes Off A Plane.
A documentary of the snake's sexual lives after the traumatic plane expirience.
Hosted by the Australian guy.
With marvin gaye soundtrack.
