Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane!

[souldistortion]

Alright guys, due to the wild popularity of this film, not to mention its ridiculous title and plot, I figured it would be a great idea to see how creative people could get, writing a fake sequel to it. Here is mine.

Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes in Space

Starring: Chuck Norris and Samuel L Jackson

Plot: In a desperate attempt to sabotage the United States first shuttle to mars, the Russian government 'secretly' places 1000's deadly snakes inside the cockpit of the shuttle. In a desperate struggle to survive, Chuck and his co-pilot Leonard use 0 gravity to their advantage in a true bloodthirsty fight to the bitter end!

souldistortion Reviewed by souldistortion on 08-28-2006. Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane! Alright guys, due to the wild popularity of this film, not to mention its ridiculous title and plot, I figured it would be a great idea to see how creative people could get, writing a fake sequel to it. Here is mine. Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes in Space Starring: Chuck Norris and Samuel L Jackson Plot: In a desperate attempt to sabotage the United States first shuttle to mars, the Russian government 'secretly' places 1000's deadly snakes inside the cockpit of the shuttle. In a Rating: 5

[friendowl]

how about

"snakes at the mall"

"snakes on a building"

"snakes on a train"


plot

government creates highly toxic
chemical weapon
terrorists use snakes to fuck shit up

sick demented teen
gets revenge on society
fuck the mall

[Wesley Pipes]

how bout this one...

Ferrets on a Ferry

Starring: Stallone and Kate Beckinsale (purely for eye candy )

Osama's newest plan to hit innocent civilians,
he plants hundreds of rabid, vicious, genetically engineered poison Ferrets on a ferry From Ireland to New York City,
stallone has to think of a way to save the day whilst Kate Beckinsale gets nekkid :dance:

[souldistortion]

how bout this one...

Ferrets on a Ferry

Starring: Stallone and Kate Beckinsale (purely for eye candy )

Osama's newest plan to hit innocent civilians,
he plants hundreds of rabid, vicious, genetically engineered poison Ferrets on a ferry From Ireland to New York City,
stallone has to think of a way to save the day whilst Kate Beckinsale gets nekkid :dance:

haha best idea ever. kate beckinsale is a must

[friendowl]

ferrets are wicked creatures
good one

[souldistortion]

how bout this one...

Ferrets on a Ferry

Starring: Stallone and Kate Beckinsale (purely for eye candy )

Osama's newest plan to hit innocent civilians,
he plants hundreds of rabid, vicious, genetically engineered poison Ferrets on a ferry From Ireland to New York City,
stallone has to think of a way to save the day whilst Kate Beckinsale gets nekkid :dance:

Putting osama behind it is brilliant lol

[robert42]

Karaoke Kangaroo's

Its a team of Karaoke Kangaroos who take the world by storm with there singing/dancing

Staring: R.L.Stine (The Writer of Goosebumps), Chuck Norris, and Bruce Lee's Nan

[PaRaNoIa]

How about sheep on a bus?

Starring: ME and some porn star (but the porn star's pussy is not destroyed)


Plot: Well, as we all know, sheep don't pose a serious threat, so I just move them out of the bus and you know what happens next.. I leave.. -_-

[sanguinekane]

Spiders on a Submarine.

After a deep sea research submarine is actualy discovered to be ferrying a nuclear warhead, terrorists release a whole bunch of poisonous and creepy spiders. Samuel L. Jackson, Harrison Ford, and Ben Stiller have only hours to rescue the sub, crew, and the warhead from the 8 legged death machines.

And Kate Beckinsale can get naked in this one to.

[Inferius]

Snakes Off A Plane.
A documentary of the snake's sexual lives after the traumatic plane expirience.
Hosted by the Australian guy.
With marvin gaye soundtrack.