What do you get when you construct a mascot for a dying video game console that "combine[s] the attitude of Sonic with the fatness of Mario"?
JOHNNY TURBO!
read on for the full story of this sad, sad bastard of a creation
http://sardius.fefea.org/reviews/jturbo/
I know, I know...it's long. But it's so damn funny you won't be able to stop until you've read it all :cool:
