What do you get when you construct a mascot for a dying video game console that "combine[s] the attitude of Sonic with the fatness of Mario"?

JOHNNY TURBO!

read on for the full story of this sad, sad bastard of a creation

http://sardius.fefea.org/reviews/jturbo/

I know, I know...it's long. But it's so damn funny you won't be able to stop until you've read it all
00Ampersand Reviewed by 00Ampersand on . JOHNNY TURBO!...he's intense What do you get when you construct a mascot for a dying video game console that "combine the attitude of Sonic with the fatness of Mario"? JOHNNY TURBO! read on for the full story of this sad, sad bastard of a creation http://sardius.fefea.org/reviews/jturbo/ I know, I know...it's long. But it's so damn funny you won't be able to stop until you've read it all :cool: Rating: 5