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My friend has some funny ass pick up lines that i've heard him use. When we were at the mall these 2 hot chicks got into one of those photo booth things. He went and stuck his head in there with him and says " Am I in heaven? are you an angel?" lol hahah
Another time at the mall this hot chick walked by us, and he stopped her and said, " Now my mom said not to talk to strangers.....but DAMMNNNNNNN" lol
he cracks me up.....so what are some pick up lines that you or someone else you know uses.
"Are those mirrors in your pockets? 'Cause I can see myself in them."
"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to thank your mother."
umm
I don't know I get all the girls without pickup lines :D
its "is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in ur pants" :p
my favorite is...
how much does a polar bear weigh?....enough to break the ice (put out hand for handshake) my name is...blah blah blah
if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
hey...
Did someone ever tel you you look like bugs bunny because you got a nice tail.
hey babe i want to fuck ur brains out
IS THAT A kEG IN YOUR PANTS???????
CAUSE I WANT TO TAP THAT ASS..........
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Originally Posted by yoda
HAHAHA! i dont think 50% is accurate for that line. Unless your on the street corner.