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    #1
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    Pick up lines

    My friend has some funny ass pick up lines that i've heard him use. When we were at the mall these 2 hot chicks got into one of those photo booth things. He went and stuck his head in there with him and says " Am I in heaven? are you an angel?" lol hahah

    Another time at the mall this hot chick walked by us, and he stopped her and said, " Now my mom said not to talk to strangers.....but DAMMNNNNNNN" lol

    he cracks me up.....so what are some pick up lines that you or someone else you know uses.
    blazed620 Reviewed by blazed620 on . Pick up lines My friend has some funny ass pick up lines that i've heard him use. When we were at the mall these 2 hot chicks got into one of those photo booth things. He went and stuck his head in there with him and says " Am I in heaven? are you an angel?" lol hahah Another time at the mall this hot chick walked by us, and he stopped her and said, " Now my mom said not to talk to strangers.....but DAMMNNNNNNN" lol he cracks me up.....so what are some pick up lines that you or someone else you know Rating: 5

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    #2
    Senior Member

    Pick up lines

    "Are those mirrors in your pockets? 'Cause I can see myself in them."

    "Can I borrow a quarter? I want to thank your mother."

    umm

    I don't know I get all the girls without pickup lines

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    #3
    Senior Member

    Pick up lines

    its "is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in ur pants"
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    haha the whole time people are saying ridethefire, i thought it was some sex thing to do to someone while there passed out haha
    Quote Originally Posted by dryst
    if someones passed out it isnt called ride the fire...its called ride the train
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRaNoIa
    fucking ninja dryst

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    #4
    Senior Member

    Pick up lines

    my favorite is...

    how much does a polar bear weigh?....enough to break the ice (put out hand for handshake) my name is...blah blah blah

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    #5
    Senior Member

    Pick up lines

    if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

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    #6
    Senior Member

    Pick up lines

    hey...

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    #7
    Senior Member

    Pick up lines

    Did someone ever tel you you look like bugs bunny because you got a nice tail.
    Happiness only real when shared

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    #8
    Senior Member

    Pick up lines

    hey babe i want to fuck ur brains out
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    #9
    Senior Member

    Pick up lines

    IS THAT A kEG IN YOUR PANTS???????


    CAUSE I WANT TO TAP THAT ASS..........

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    #10
    Senior Member

    Pick up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by yoda
    if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

    HAHAHA! i dont think 50% is accurate for that line. Unless your on the street corner.

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