Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

I once got a blow job from a chick in the Phillipines who had one eye. She had a patch over the other.

So, whats yours?

i once got a blowjob from a girl who had no head

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

i once got a blowjob from a girl who had no head

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haaaaaaaaaahahhahahhhah

...and no legs. And only one titty.
Best damn Blowjob I ever had.

Can't say I've been with any crazy people...

However, my college roommate and I went to a club once. LimeLight in NY if anyone is familiar. We both smoked and it was his first time going to this club, so I tried to brief him a little bit...the drag queens and transtesticles, the gays and lesbians, the unisex bathrooms, the steeple, the lounge, the library...etc.

So we light a blunt behind the DJ booth upstairs and we're smoking. He says he saw this chick he wanted to get with and he'd be right back. So I was like, "Cool, page me if you need me". So I finish the blunt and he leaves. I go to the VIP lounge and an associate of mine is like, "I think you need to go downstairs" and I'm like, "What's up?". He just says that I need to go downstairs because my friend (roommate) has run into a situation.

I get downstairs to see security grabbing my roommate and trying to take him out the side and I'm like, "Woah, wait, he's with me, what's up?". Well, you remember that 'girl' he saw... He decided they were going to have some fun in the bathroom. He got a blowjob and wanted to hit. He was about to get down to action when he grabbed her hips and felt 'he' parts. He immediately swung on this chick/dude which sent the restroom into a tizzy. I had to keep him with me the rest of the night in order to stay.... effin classic!!

it was 3am
and i get head from a girl that
looked like the pig on the chorizo packets
you know the one with the bat "carmelita"

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Originally Posted by friendowl

it was 3am
and i get head from a girl that
looked like the pig on the chorizo packets
you know the one with the bat "carmelita"

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew a girl like that. Body was banging, but she straight looked like a pig. Even drunk, I could never bring myself to do it. And I mean a BANGIN body...but I couldn't get past the face!

i had a friend nail his friends gran , does this count

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Originally Posted by Big Calhoun

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew a girl like that. Body was banging, but she straight looked like a pig. Even drunk, I could never bring myself to do it. And I mean a BANGIN body...but I couldn't get past the face!

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If she has a banging body, but not a hot face then just put a paper bag over her head and cut holes so she can breathe. It will work :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

i once got a blowjob from a girl who had no head

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ROTFLMAO How did you get head from someone with no head?

Once I got a handjob from a chick with only one hand.