I never laughed so hard in my life!

So i was at work just twiddling my thumbs when a call came in.
As u all that do not know me i am a 911 dispatcher.
Anyway as this story goes. I take the call and the person on the other line tells me to send help cus her pussy is burning. :eek: I am like mam u need to go to the hospital i can't send out an ambulance for your pussy.
So she starts yelling at me and i am like whoa mam u need to chill out and tell me how this happened. Well she just kept screaming how it was scortched and what not.
Well she starts crying and i am like mam u need to calm down and get to the urgent care and she hangs up.

If this could not be the most funniest day ever... :D
just thought i would share :o

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Originally Posted by raven

screaming how it was scortched and what not.

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HMMMMMMM I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED DID SHE TRIP OVER A HOT IRON :confused: :confused:

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Originally Posted by smokeysbaby

HMMMMMMM I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED DID SHE TRIP OVER A HOT IRON :confused: :confused:

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I think she said it was one of those Goerge Foreman grills :eek:
hahaha hot iron that would be fucked up. :D

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURNING PUSSY WOOO!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by raven

I think she said it was one of those Goerge Foreman grills

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DAMN I HOPE SHE USED THAT LIL DRIP TRAY THAT IT COMES WITH :eek:

them girls arnt to good i tryed to put me cornflakes under didnt work to well just made a mess

btw way i mean grills not girls

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Originally Posted by wildy

them girls arnt to good i tryed to put me cornflakes under didnt work to well just made a mess

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HAHA SO U DIDNT BURN UR PUSSY :eek:

urnt all me body on the sunbed if that helps

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Originally Posted by wildy

urnt all me body on the sunbed if that helps

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they have a timer and a tanning guide for that reason ur not supposed to just jump in a set the timer at the longest tanning session :D


and if u owuld have read it then u wouldnt have burned ur bits :D




and raven i love this post its classic u got balls babe love it :p