Printable View
Jesus Crist superstar came down from heaven on a yamaha, pulled a skid killed a kid and crushed his balls on a dustbin lid!
When he died he burried me, then put my balls on a cherrytree, when there ripe, take a bite, dont blame me in your sick all night!
No reason, just wanted to share that with you! :stoned:
Peace
In 1986, My dick got caught in a fence!! My mom screamed, my dick turned GREEN, 1986
Christ not crist lol
:stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
i like mashed potatoes, my favorite are the ones that are home made. Pinnapples are also good.
I like that bottom layer of the jello that tastes better than aaalll the rest..:stoned:
I like Chicken. Fried Chicken :):)
When I was young, I didn't have no sense.
Stuck my dick on an electric fence
It curld my hairs and tickled my balls
I PISSED ALL OVER MY OVERALLS
(And it shocked)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it shocked...
When I was 8 I tempted fate,
I smothered my balls in peanut butter.
When my dog came up it was too late,
He licked and licked I screamed "Oh Mother!".
Then I heard a pop,
and my heart almost stopped.
I looked down,
with a frown.
My left nut was not be be found.
I was only 8 ya' know,
I really shoulda' just hired a ho'
:(