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04-28-2006, 06:29 PM #1OPSenior Member
Jesus Crist!
Jesus Crist superstar came down from heaven on a yamaha, pulled a skid killed a kid and crushed his balls on a dustbin lid!
When he died he burried me, then put my balls on a cherrytree, when there ripe, take a bite, dont blame me in your sick all night!
No reason, just wanted to share that with you! :stoned:
Peacedog420 Reviewed by dog420 on . Jesus Crist! Jesus Crist superstar came down from heaven on a yamaha, pulled a skid killed a kid and crushed his balls on a dustbin lid! When he died he burried me, then put my balls on a cherrytree, when there ripe, take a bite, dont blame me in your sick all night! No reason, just wanted to share that with you! :stoned: Peace Rating: 5
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04-28-2006, 07:14 PM #2Senior Member
Jesus Crist!
In 1986, My dick got caught in a fence!! My mom screamed, my dick turned GREEN, 1986
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04-28-2006, 08:54 PM #3Senior Member
Jesus Crist!
Christ not crist lol
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04-28-2006, 09:46 PM #4OPSenior Member
Jesus Crist!
Originally Posted by LIP
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04-28-2006, 09:49 PM #5Senior Member
Jesus Crist!
i like mashed potatoes, my favorite are the ones that are home made. Pinnapples are also good.
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04-28-2006, 10:09 PM #6Senior Member
Jesus Crist!
I like that bottom layer of the jello that tastes better than aaalll the rest..:stoned:
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04-28-2006, 10:39 PM #7Senior Member
Jesus Crist!
I like Chicken. Fried Chicken
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04-28-2006, 11:51 PM #8Senior Member
Jesus Crist!
When I was young, I didn't have no sense.
Stuck my dick on an electric fence
It curld my hairs and tickled my balls
I PISSED ALL OVER MY OVERALLS
(And it shocked)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it shocked...
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04-29-2006, 12:09 AM #9Senior Member
Jesus Crist!
When I was 8 I tempted fate,
I smothered my balls in peanut butter.
When my dog came up it was too late,
He licked and licked I screamed "Oh Mother!".
Then I heard a pop,
and my heart almost stopped.
I looked down,
with a frown.
My left nut was not be be found.
I was only 8 ya' know,
I really shoulda' just hired a ho'
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