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    Jesus Crist!

    Jesus Crist superstar came down from heaven on a yamaha, pulled a skid killed a kid and crushed his balls on a dustbin lid!

    When he died he burried me, then put my balls on a cherrytree, when there ripe, take a bite, dont blame me in your sick all night!

    No reason, just wanted to share that with you! :stoned:

    Peace
    dog420 Reviewed by dog420 on . Jesus Crist! Jesus Crist superstar came down from heaven on a yamaha, pulled a skid killed a kid and crushed his balls on a dustbin lid! When he died he burried me, then put my balls on a cherrytree, when there ripe, take a bite, dont blame me in your sick all night! No reason, just wanted to share that with you! :stoned: Peace Rating: 5

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    #2
    Senior Member

    Jesus Crist!

    In 1986, My dick got caught in a fence!! My mom screamed, my dick turned GREEN, 1986

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    #3
    Senior Member

    Jesus Crist!

    Christ not crist lol

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    #4
    Senior Member

    Jesus Crist!

    Quote Originally Posted by LIP
    Christ not crist lol
    :stoned:

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    #5
    Senior Member

    Jesus Crist!

    i like mashed potatoes, my favorite are the ones that are home made. Pinnapples are also good.

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    #6
    Senior Member

    Jesus Crist!

    I like that bottom layer of the jello that tastes better than aaalll the rest..:stoned:

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    #7
    Senior Member

    Jesus Crist!

    I like Chicken. Fried Chicken

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    #8
    Senior Member

    Jesus Crist!

    When I was young, I didn't have no sense.
    Stuck my dick on an electric fence
    It curld my hairs and tickled my balls

    I PISSED ALL OVER MY OVERALLS

    (And it shocked)

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, it shocked...

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    #9
    Senior Member

    Jesus Crist!

    When I was 8 I tempted fate,
    I smothered my balls in peanut butter.
    When my dog came up it was too late,
    He licked and licked I screamed "Oh Mother!".
    Then I heard a pop,
    and my heart almost stopped.
    I looked down,
    with a frown.
    My left nut was not be be found.
    I was only 8 ya' know,
    I really shoulda' just hired a ho'


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