Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers?
A: Her IQ goes up.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!
Since I am a redhead I can see the truth in some of the jokes based on my hair colour, how many of the blondes and brunettes out there feel the same?
More to be found here,
http://web.syr.edu/~lemoise/Jokes/jokes6.html
Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you
A: run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth
Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Q: what do you call a blond with one brain cell
A: gifted
Q: what do you call a blond with 2 brain cells
A: pregnant
Q: what do you call a brunett between 2 blonds
A: translator
Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Quote:
Originally Posted by HiddenBeauty
Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers?
A: Her IQ goes up.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!
Since I am a redhead I can see the truth in some of the jokes based on my hair colour, how many of the blondes and brunettes out there feel the same?
More to be found here,
http://web.syr.edu/~lemoise/Jokes/jokes6.html
I thought the brunettes mating call was "whos next".
Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Mating call of a Cow . . . . MooMoo
Mating call of a monkey. . . . oo a a a a
Mating call of a Blackbird. . . . Go on Leeroy, right up!
Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
I guess no blondes or brunettes see any truth in these jokes :D :thumbsup:
Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
I just know being blonde can have advantages...why not utilize them..we take the dumb blonde jokes but we are not stupid for real...not the majority anyway lol.:thumbsup:
Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Sharon Stone is blond and has an IQ of 154.I'm just stupid when I need to be lol
Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
I can't say my personal experience has much to substantiate these stereotypes. There are smart people, dumb people, slutty people, moody people of all hair colors and all races (not just the white people who happen to have this variety in hair color). Your personality is dependent on your social environment and your genes. But not the genes that determine purely external features like hair color, skin color or facial structure. I thought that kind of stuff was common sense to non-racists.
Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Rasist?Most the redheads I know are just like me which is a bit moody BUT that doesnt mean i'm agreeing with the jokes about blonds and brunettes because I know its not always the case.
I love all blonds,reds and brunettes who can laugh at these jokes wether they are true or not.