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03-12-2006, 02:12 PM #1
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Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers?
A: Her IQ goes up.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!
Since I am a redhead I can see the truth in some of the jokes based on my hair colour, how many of the blondes and brunettes out there feel the same?
More to be found here,
http://web.syr.edu/~lemoise/Jokes/jokes6.htmlHiddenBeauty Reviewed by HiddenBeauty on . Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ??? Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers? A: Her IQ goes up. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: Threw it off a cliff. Q. What's a brunette's mating call? A. "Has the blonde left yet? " Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? Rating: 5\"The very man who has argued you down,will sometimes be found,years later,to have been influenced by what you said\" ~ C.S.Lewis
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. ~ Mark Twain
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03-12-2006, 07:16 PM #2
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Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you
A: run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth
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03-12-2006, 07:36 PM #3
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Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Q: what do you call a blond with one brain cell
A: gifted
Q: what do you call a blond with 2 brain cells
A: pregnant
Q: what do you call a brunett between 2 blonds
A: translator
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03-12-2006, 10:37 PM #4
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Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
I thought the brunettes mating call was "whos next".
Originally Posted by HiddenBeauty
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If Tyranny & Oppression come to this land,it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
James Madison 4th U.S. President (1751-1836)
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03-12-2006, 10:45 PM #5
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Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Mating call of a Cow . . . . MooMoo
Mating call of a monkey. . . . oo a a a a
Mating call of a Blackbird. . . . Go on Leeroy, right up!
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03-13-2006, 10:44 AM #6
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Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
I guess no blondes or brunettes see any truth in these jokes
:thumbsup:
\"The very man who has argued you down,will sometimes be found,years later,to have been influenced by what you said\" ~ C.S.Lewis
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. ~ Mark Twain
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03-13-2006, 10:59 AM #7
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Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
I just know being blonde can have advantages...why not utilize them..we take the dumb blonde jokes but we are not stupid for real...not the majority anyway lol.:thumbsup:
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If Tyranny & Oppression come to this land,it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
James Madison 4th U.S. President (1751-1836)
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03-13-2006, 11:13 AM #8
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Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Sharon Stone is blond and has an IQ of 154.I'm just stupid when I need to be lol
\"The very man who has argued you down,will sometimes be found,years later,to have been influenced by what you said\" ~ C.S.Lewis
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. ~ Mark Twain
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03-13-2006, 11:59 AM #9
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Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
I can't say my personal experience has much to substantiate these stereotypes. There are smart people, dumb people, slutty people, moody people of all hair colors and all races (not just the white people who happen to have this variety in hair color). Your personality is dependent on your social environment and your genes. But not the genes that determine purely external features like hair color, skin color or facial structure. I thought that kind of stuff was common sense to non-racists.
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03-13-2006, 12:13 PM #10
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Blonde,Brunette or Redhead ???
Rasist?Most the redheads I know are just like me which is a bit moody BUT that doesnt mean i'm agreeing with the jokes about blonds and brunettes because I know its not always the case.
I love all blonds,reds and brunettes who can laugh at these jokes wether they are true or not.\"The very man who has argued you down,will sometimes be found,years later,to have been influenced by what you said\" ~ C.S.Lewis
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. ~ Mark Twain
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