Ever caught somebody wanking?

Yes, I know this could go in the sexuality board, but I figured this is more of a humerous true-stories type thread than a sexual one. so anyway, i was just wondering if you have any (funny) stories of catching someone masturbating, because upon reading the crap stories thread I just suddenly remembered this thing that happened to me....

So, when I was 15 I was in a Wendy's. I had to take a leak so I walked into the bathroom. just as I entered this guy at the urinal just jumps out of his skin, zips up, and runs out looking embarrased. I thought "well that's weired" and I walked to the urinal to take a piss and surely enough, it was full of the guys seemen. *insert vomiting emoticon that doesn't exist here*

Then one time, when I was 15 also, me and my best friend rented "embrace of the vampire" just for the numerous scenes of nudity lol (hey, we were 15, it was a big deal:p ). So we watched it that night, then the next day I packed up to head home. Just after I left the house I realized I forgot something so I went back to get it, and I just walked in the front door and he was downstairs lying on the couch, in view from the doorway, wanking to the movie lol. though instead of being intelligent and just zipping up quickly like any sensible person, he just starts cursing a blue-streak while fumbling in a panic to get his pants up. I just left and pretended it didn't happen.

i was kicking back at my homies house.
there was like 15 of us just getting high and talking shit
this one fool we call whisper was sitting on the floor playing
some game from sega.[it was along time ago]
just then my big homie chato storms in the room.
his pants are down his dick is hard and hes laughing
all the while hes nutting on my homies back.this guy chato was a nut.
it made me laugh cuz they always do gross shit to each other.

Thats just down right sick Freindowl.................................. but funny

at a party of like 300 i saw a guy sooo f-ing drunk, he was just plasterd..and he was flobbin the bishop...right in the middle of the party...a friend of mine,she recorded him, and showed him the next morning...

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Originally Posted by drinksmokesleep

Thats just down right sick Freindowl.................................. but funny

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Do I have to repeat the story???

I'd rather just quote drinksmokesleep.

:smokin:

Yeah I've caught my brother before. He was in our basement with the lights off and head phones on infront of the computer so when I went down to watch tv he didn't notice me til I walked up to him and kicked the back of his chair.

I've had wayyyy too many fucked up experiences with sex/masterbation due to being out of my mind on drugs. Thats all i gots to say about that.

I used to live in the baptist student union at LSU (c'mon, it was free and all I had to do was clean the place and pretend I love God a whole lot more than I probably do). I had two roomates. We got fuzzy porn really late at night (spice or playboy, but no subscription) I walked into the living room and caught my roomate COMPLETELY naked in the MIDDLE of the living room:p It was so awkward because he had nowhere to go or nowhere to hide. I was just like "hey uh..." and he just stood up and went over to the couch and tried to act like nothing had just happened.

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Originally Posted by friendowl

i was kicking back at my homies house.
there was like 15 of us just getting high and talking shit
this one fool we call whisper was sitting on the floor playing
some game from sega.[it was along time ago]
just then my big homie chato storms in the room.
his pants are down his dick is hard and hes laughing
all the while hes nutting on my homies back.this guy chato was a nut.
it made me laugh cuz they always do gross shit to each other.

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Dude that's not good... But I'd bust my gut open laughing if I saw that...



My old mate Ben used to have famously long third leg....His party peice was to slap you round the face while you were sitting on a chair trying to talk with girls....


He did it to this guy we knew....slapped him across his chops :D :D :D

dickslapping is the best.
it sounds louder than you think