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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse
And dad smokin' grass.
I'd just settled down
For a nice peice of ass.
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung from my peice
To see what was the matter.
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick.
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a minute
The fucker had fell.
He filled all the stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart.
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight.
"Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night"
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