HUMOUR ME..............

[kiwi]

:thumbsup: :dance:

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse.

Mom at the whorehouse
And dad smokin' grass.
I'd just settled down
For a nice peice of ass.

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung from my peice
To see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick.
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a minute
The fucker had fell.

He filled all the stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart.
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight.
"Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night"

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

kiwi Reviewed by kiwi on 12-22-2005. HUMOUR ME.............. :thumbsup: :dance: Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Everyone felt shitty Even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse And dad smokin' grass. I'd just settled down Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Layed an Egg
Batmobile
Lost It's Wheel
Joker got away

[Wesley Pipes]

ROFLMFAO now thats some funny shit right there

[robert42]

moneys tuff and times are hard
so heres your fucking christmas card

[flamingskullballs]

ok!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

beachguy's tuff and Robert42's hard
so heres your fucking christmas card

That's a good one, did you make it up yourself :stoned: ?

[kiwi]

:rasta: imp: :thumbsup: :dance:

[sharpezor]

lol sprang from my piece

[Another Ying Yang]

:rasta:

I'll be boned for Christmas...
You can count on me
Please fill the bowl with weed primo
And fire it once for me

Christmas eve will find me
where the green herb gleams
I'll be boned for Christmas
If only in my dreams

:rasta:

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

stfu. kiwi salad.