Funny Quotes

Some funny quotes aroudn the forum... feel free to add more :D

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Originally Posted by cook

im like 6.5 hard, but i take tae kwon do so i can lick it, and on a good day i can take it 3/4 of the way, but its not comftorble, yet i have gotten into a position where i gave myelf a cum facial, yumm, biggest load ever too

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

ok ima end up regretting this but when i was more slender i could lick my dick...and i tried like hell...i'm only now saying it...becasue someone else put they did/tried.....but i just know ima feel like the loser dude on clerks....

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Originally Posted by lateralus

I'm so paranoid I don't even trust cats.

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Originally Posted by tokosan

sometimes i post a lot of comments. does that make me gay?

Some say it does. .

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others say i broke the internet.

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Originally Posted by tokosan

sup, melton.

high five.

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Originally Posted by BUZz UK

why the fuck did some random bloke come and wank near us!?!?!?!?!

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Originally Posted by Kraloth

ok guy got me kicked outa skl should i beat his ass in skl with a can or larger then sit in his seat and drink it nah i might kick sum guys ass hes got me kicked otua skl halve his thought halve not if he werent there i would of got in that situation i defended this fucker when like 10-15 people were starting and now hes all like oh im glad richards kicked out behind my back and shit and i might go into my xskl and drag the fucker out of my old tutor room into were everyone sk8s and kick his ass so bad he dont even know how to speak srike that cant speak ever and then beat him with a can of larger and then go sit in his place in skl and drink that can wot do u rekon

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Originally Posted by Kain

i beat my shit like there's no tommorow

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Originally Posted by seedbare

yeah really are there stoners in there 40's still living at home? no job,broke, bumming money from there mom's like in the commercial's?

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Originally Posted by Kraloth
ok guy got me kicked outa skl should i beat his ass in skl with a can or larger then sit in his seat and drink it nah i might kick sum guys ass hes got me kicked otua skl halve his thought halve not if he werent there i would of got in that situation i defended this fucker when like 10-15 people were starting and now hes all like oh im glad richards kicked out behind my back and shit and i might go into my xskl and drag the fucker out of my old tutor room into were everyone sk8s and kick his ass so bad he dont even know how to speak srike that cant speak ever and then beat him with a can of larger and then go sit in his place in skl and drink that can wot do u rekon









My fuckin' hero, i love that post haha!

Good thread Rob!

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Originally Posted by robert42

Last night i believe i may have slept with 1 or 2 females in the Heretfordshire Area if this was you please contact:

555-THATS-NOT-MY-BABY

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Absolute genius Rob!

Keep the quotes comign guys dont be lazy to search the archive... :p

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Originally Posted by ZigZagZeppelin

I'd bring all the exotic weed I could pay for & a shotgun to deal with the crackheads.

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Originally Posted by BUZz UK

/\ run powair!

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Originally Posted by Encatuse

We love you powair, stop smoking crack.

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A++++++ thread

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Originally Posted by zarathustra

Small children wander in and hardened warriors come out. I have an ass of trials.

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thanks daisychain ;)

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Originally Posted by DistruButi0N.

ur a nigger

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LOL

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Originally Posted by robert42

I licked your mum out and asked for seconds

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:eek: Oh my!

Holy Crap, Rob, you're funny.

I want to share a letter from Ted Nancy (of 560 No. Moorpark Rd. #236, Thousand Oaks, CA 91360) dated Sept. 3, 1996, addressed to the San Diego Padres baseball franchise.

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SAN DIEGO PADRES
PO Box 2000
San Diego, CA 92112-2000

Dear Tickets Dept.,

I want to come and see the San Diego Padres play in September. I love the Padres! Go San Diego!

Because of my condition, I must walk with a portable shower over my head. My entire head area is kept in a vinyl enclosure with a shower constantly going on me. The top of my head must be kept wet at all times!

While the top of my head needs to be soaked, my face and neck are dry. They are kept dry with a portable dryer I have attached to my collarbone. Thie dryer is similar to the one in a men's room. While water drips on my face, a scoop under my neck drains the water and it filters through my pants. The vinyl enclosure is similar to a shower curtain. I can see the game this way.

Will this interfere with others? There is no wetness outside my plastic casing. Thus, no one else will get sprinkled. Ony the top of my head will be drenched from my shower. I am sorry, but this is because of my medical condition.

Please write and let me know if the portable shower over my head will be okay for me to wear into the stadium. I may have to buy the seat in back of me also. I need to know how much room between rows. Thank you for your prompt reply as I MUST get my tickets soon.

Respectfully,

(signed Ted L. Nancy)
Ted L. Nancy
Portable Shower Wearer #121

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Originally Posted by robert42

man chill out and freebase sum nutmeg

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Originally Posted by BUZz UK

Just to clarify: I'm NOT a paedophile....

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^^^^^^

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Originally Posted by robert42

lmao thats what u said to me before giving me sweets and inviting me to ur VAN! *

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haha :D