Yo yo, I just won $14,178,564 in Las Vegas on the Mega Bucks machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bought some X, some good ass ganj and I've been thinking about what I'm going to do with the money... I'm thinking of buying a bunch of land in Northern California and building a little town. With dope ass houses for everyone, my own town called Little Red, a little red light district. I'm going to hire some Harvard botany majors to grow some good ass shat. We can have ATV races in the summer, and snow mobile races in the winters. There would be a winery, Northern California brews up some good shit. The government will be, if I don't like you you get 1 warning and then your gone. I'll have some close friends to help me decide who will get to stay in this perfect utopia. There will be natural or man made waterfalls, hot springs, marijuana forest, and regualar forest. Lots of fuckin mountains and lakes. There will be huge festivals throughout the year with big names, but only the people that live there will get to see, unless they were told by the town gov't that someone else could come. I'm thinking the ratio between guys and girls will be in the guys favor, sorry girls, but the average guy in Little Red needs to get laid at least 3 times daily! The only thing you'll need to go to the doctor for in this town is the occasional Xtacy pills, opium, coca, and some lotion to put on the skin of your thing from fu#kin to much. There will be nightly parties that go on until early morning with my own special tea that makes everyone wonderrrrrful. The town will have a nice Tiki (Regae) feel.
If interested, please send me $50, and a bag of some bomb shit because I'm BROKE AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
