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05-10-2005, 03:29 AM #1OPSenior Member
I'm RICH BIEOTCH!!!!!!!
Yo yo, I just won $14,178,564 in Las Vegas on the Mega Bucks machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bought some X, some good ass ganj and I've been thinking about what I'm going to do with the money... I'm thinking of buying a bunch of land in Northern California and building a little town. With dope ass houses for everyone, my own town called Little Red, a little red light district. I'm going to hire some Harvard botany majors to grow some good ass shat. We can have ATV races in the summer, and snow mobile races in the winters. There would be a winery, Northern California brews up some good shit. The government will be, if I don't like you you get 1 warning and then your gone. I'll have some close friends to help me decide who will get to stay in this perfect utopia. There will be natural or man made waterfalls, hot springs, marijuana forest, and regualar forest. Lots of fuckin mountains and lakes. There will be huge festivals throughout the year with big names, but only the people that live there will get to see, unless they were told by the town gov't that someone else could come. I'm thinking the ratio between guys and girls will be in the guys favor, sorry girls, but the average guy in Little Red needs to get laid at least 3 times daily! The only thing you'll need to go to the doctor for in this town is the occasional Xtacy pills, opium, coca, and some lotion to put on the skin of your thing from fu#kin to much. There will be nightly parties that go on until early morning with my own special tea that makes everyone wonderrrrrful. The town will have a nice Tiki (Regae) feel.
If interested, please send me $50, and a bag of some bomb shit because I'm BROKE AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!supersonicchronic Reviewed by supersonicchronic on . I'm RICH BIEOTCH!!!!!!! Yo yo, I just won $14,178,564 in Las Vegas on the Mega Bucks machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bought some X, some good ass ganj and I've been thinking about what I'm going to do with the money... I'm thinking of buying a bunch of land in Northern California and building a little town. With dope ass houses for everyone, my own town called Little Red, a little red light district. I'm going to hire some Harvard botany majors to grow some good ass shat. We can have ATV races in the summer, and Rating: 5Realty is a fun place to visit, but I wouldn\'t want to live there.
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05-10-2005, 04:01 AM #2Senior Member
I'm RICH BIEOTCH!!!!!!!
Is it just me (or my pc), or is the texting lines, above in the previous post, overlapping like a mofo??
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05-10-2005, 04:34 AM #3Senior Member
I'm RICH BIEOTCH!!!!!!!
That happened to me too man, but here's another thing, my screen reader was messing up on me when I was trying to read the text. It's probably the pc, webpage or something, I don't know.
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05-10-2005, 05:52 AM #4Senior Member
I'm RICH BIEOTCH!!!!!!!
If you really did win, be smart with it man.
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05-10-2005, 07:51 AM #5Senior Member
I'm RICH BIEOTCH!!!!!!!
Rofl, nice joke man! XD
[align=center]With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever.
Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars,
men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he\'ll never know... -Raoul, Duke (aka Hunter S. Thompson)
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05-10-2005, 07:55 AM #6Senior Member
I'm RICH BIEOTCH!!!!!!!
McCauley Caulkin detects a joker among us.
If McCauley Caulkin's senses are correct, McCauley Caulkin feels thats good thing because almost all the ppl that have won megabucks have gone on to die very soon after (not joking).
so if you really did win megasbucks..................your DOOMED.
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05-10-2005, 08:48 AM #7Senior Member
I'm RICH BIEOTCH!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by supersonicchronic
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05-10-2005, 11:29 AM #8Senior Member
I'm RICH BIEOTCH!!!!!!!
send me a $1000 or an onze of dank shit so i know your legit
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05-10-2005, 04:56 PM #9OPSenior Member
I'm RICH BIEOTCH!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by McCauley Caulkin
Realty is a fun place to visit, but I wouldn\'t want to live there.
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05-10-2005, 05:00 PM #10Senior Member
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hmm bet you could get a decent ounce of hash with that
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