Need Advice - cant fail again

I was a heavy smoker for the last 20+ years (every day, several times a day). I am 43 and fat (about 100 lbs over weight - I'm 5'9" 280 pounds!)
I lost my job on 3/17/10 - that was the last time I smoked. Weird thing is, I don't really 'miss it'...

I got a job offer a few weeks ago. I paid for a test at a local drug testing company. I was honest with the guy there. At that point it was 6 weeks since I had smoked. I passed that test - it was the kind where they dip something into the sample. The THC line was visible but dim. He told me that if this were a 'real' test I would pass it. Note: I have been at that time drinking lots of water and me pee on the test was pretty clear. He didnt say anything about that...
The next day I took my 'real' drug screen. I was called the following day. It was rejected - said it was dillutied and come do it again. (It was the same color as the sample I gave on my self test). I went the following day and gave a mid-stream sample. I found out a few days later I had failed! BTW - this test was sent to a lab, so I guess it wasnt the 'dip stick' type test.

I purchased an herbal cleansing program called Herbal Clean (got the 2 week one since I am fat). I know most everyone here says it is snake oil but I guess I was desperate. I am 5 days into the 14 day 'program'. I have stared working out - trying at least twice a day to work up a really good sweat by jogging, bicycling, etc.

I got a job offer today. My dream job - seriously... I was able to buy myself a week before I go in for my physical. Oh BTW - There is a physical as part of the pre-employment conditions. I am concerned that subsitution may not be an option.

I saw on the web that they do a UA and blood test - but no specifics.

I know that everybody has different results but I am looking for any advice you may have. I will need to call them on 5/17/10 to arrange the physical and UA. That will be 2 months since I last used....

Long story short - I have about a week to get 100% clean. (BTW pot is the only drug I did).

I can't afford to loose this job!

Thanks

Honestly,

Back in the day, I used to go to GNC, get those cleanser drinks that are 200% guaranteed. They've always worked for me.

Forewarning though.... expect some weird looks, they usually make your urine look about the same color as a yellow highlighter. You can always use the "I take a lot of vitamins" excuse though.

Hope this helps.

If you absolutely need to pass sub with synthetic. Practice to keep the heat right. Store it in your crotch when you go for the tests. In my experience they usually do the physical first. So when your shown to the room to undress stick the bottle of synthetic urine in a pocket with the heat pack activated. Do the physical. Then your usually allowed to dress. Transfer the bottle back to your crotch and do the UA.

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Originally Posted by killerweed420

If you absolutely need to pass sub with synthetic.

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If I have access to real (clean) urine would that be better than synthetic?

Not neccesarily better but it will work as long as you're absolutely sure the person does NO drugs including prescriptions.