I was a heavy smoker for the last 20+ years (every day, several times a day). I am 43 and fat (about 100 lbs over weight - I'm 5'9" 280 pounds!)
I lost my job on 3/17/10 - that was the last time I smoked. Weird thing is, I don't really 'miss it'...

I got a job offer a few weeks ago. I paid for a test at a local drug testing company. I was honest with the guy there. At that point it was 6 weeks since I had smoked. I passed that test - it was the kind where they dip something into the sample. The THC line was visible but dim. He told me that if this were a 'real' test I would pass it. Note: I have been at that time drinking lots of water and me pee on the test was pretty clear. He didnt say anything about that...
The next day I took my 'real' drug screen. I was called the following day. It was rejected - said it was dillutied and come do it again. (It was the same color as the sample I gave on my self test). I went the following day and gave a mid-stream sample. I found out a few days later I had failed! BTW - this test was sent to a lab, so I guess it wasnt the 'dip stick' type test.

I purchased an herbal cleansing program called Herbal Clean (got the 2 week one since I am fat). I know most everyone here says it is snake oil but I guess I was desperate. I am 5 days into the 14 day 'program'. I have stared working out - trying at least twice a day to work up a really good sweat by jogging, bicycling, etc.

I got a job offer today. My dream job - seriously... I was able to buy myself a week before I go in for my physical. Oh BTW - There is a physical as part of the pre-employment conditions. I am concerned that subsitution may not be an option.

I saw on the web that they do a UA and blood test - but no specifics.

I know that everybody has different results but I am looking for any advice you may have. I will need to call them on 5/17/10 to arrange the physical and UA. That will be 2 months since I last used....

Long story short - I have about a week to get 100% clean. (BTW pot is the only drug I did).

I can't afford to loose this job!

Thanks
x42067 Reviewed by x42067 on . Need Advice - cant fail again I was a heavy smoker for the last 20+ years (every day, several times a day). I am 43 and fat (about 100 lbs over weight - I'm 5'9" 280 pounds!) I lost my job on 3/17/10 - that was the last time I smoked. Weird thing is, I don't really 'miss it'... I got a job offer a few weeks ago. I paid for a test at a local drug testing company. I was honest with the guy there. At that point it was 6 weeks since I had smoked. I passed that test - it was the kind where they dip something into the Rating: 5