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i went up the mountain all covered in mud
i saw my poor teacher all covered in blood
a axe in the stomach an knift though her head
i couldnt believe my poor techer was dead
i went to her funeral i went to her grave
some people threw flowers and i shot a grenade
and jus to be sure she was dead
i took a bazooka and blew off her
god damn head
the end.
p.s. i was 10 years old when i wrote this. i got suspended from school for a week :D :D :D
...More...Weed...Less..."bad ass poems."
thats a old poem...Quote:
Originally Posted by bigverybig
i heard that when i was 2......
c'mon....dont lie u didnt make that up
lol
peace
Some come here to sit and think...
Some come here to shit and stink...
I come here to rub my balls...
And read the bullshit on the walls.....
Wow I really got a bathroom motif goin on with that huh???
Stall toilet....bathroom poem...head in toilet plunger avatar and everything..
Quote:
Originally Posted by Etrain
Yes...please...
last nite i shit my self,
the brown stain
and the ring sting pain
not forgettin the lump of brown
the made me mad and made me frown
so i picked it up
put it in a cup
and downed that shit to the suds
are you crazy i wrote this with a girl in grade 3 and the teacher was a bitch she told us to team up with a partner and and write a poem so me and the girl wrote it and after we got suspended okQuote:
Originally Posted by tokinsmoke
ps i am 25 years old so you must be 13 or less :mad:
Someone didn't smoke enough as a child..
yea dude i heard a similar version of the theacher must die poems, im almost positive ive heard that one before...its not very nice to lie...