bad ass poems

[bigverybig]

i went up the mountain all covered in mud
i saw my poor teacher all covered in blood
a axe in the stomach an knift though her head
i couldnt believe my poor techer was dead
i went to her funeral i went to her grave
some people threw flowers and i shot a grenade
and jus to be sure she was dead
i took a bazooka and blew off her
god damn head


the end.
p.s. i was 10 years old when i wrote this. i got suspended from school for a week

bigverybig Reviewed by bigverybig on 04-04-2005. bad ass poems i went up the mountain all covered in mud i saw my poor teacher all covered in blood a axe in the stomach an knift though her head i couldnt believe my poor techer was dead i went to her funeral i went to her grave some people threw flowers and i shot a grenade and jus to be sure she was dead i took a bazooka and blew off her god damn head Rating: 5

[Etrain]

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[tokinsmoke]

i went up the mountain all covered in mud
i saw my poor teacher all covered in blood
a axe in the stomach an knift though her head
i couldnt believe my poor techer was dead
i went to her funeral i went to her grave
some people threw flowers and i shot a grenade
and jus to be sure she was dead
i took a bazooka and blew off her
god damn head


the end.
p.s. i was 10 years old when i wrote this. i got suspended from school for a week

thats a old poem...
i heard that when i was 2......
c'mon....dont lie u didnt make that up

lol

peace

[Looker]

Some come here to sit and think...

Some come here to shit and stink...

I come here to rub my balls...

And read the bullshit on the walls.....

[Looker]

Wow I really got a bathroom motif goin on with that huh???

Stall toilet....bathroom poem...head in toilet plunger avatar and everything..

[Tha]

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Yes...please...

[robert42]

last nite i shit my self,
the brown stain
and the ring sting pain
not forgettin the lump of brown
the made me mad and made me frown
so i picked it up
put it in a cup
and downed that shit to the suds

[bigverybig]

thats a old poem...
i heard that when i was 2......
c'mon....dont lie u didnt make that up

lol

peace

are you crazy i wrote this with a girl in grade 3 and the teacher was a bitch she told us to team up with a partner and and write a poem so me and the girl wrote it and after we got suspended ok

ps i am 25 years old so you must be 13 or less

[Shaolin]

Someone didn't smoke enough as a child..

[thatone420kid]

yea dude i heard a similar version of the theacher must die poems, im almost positive ive heard that one before...its not very nice to lie...