I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
I have risen 2 people from the dead and cured someone of aids:cool:I am Michael Mikanowicz I am 25 and live in Maryland I am going to legalize all drugs when I take office I have 12 disicples that I met through my life ask me some questions I am the living god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:jointsmile:time to smoke a blunt.
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
I want what you're smoking!...(i think)
What are you smoking?
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
I smoke lots of things there was an article released last march on me I control the weather I pointed my fingers during a thunderstorm last summer with my friends nearby and lightning struck right in front of us:rasta:
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
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Originally Posted by Mike23artist
I smoke lots of things there was an article released last march on me I control the weather I pointed my fingers during a thunderstorm last summer with my friends nearby and lightning struck right in front of us:rasta:
please be warned that by modern definition jesus would be classified as a terrorist, please also be warned that by modern definition you 'being' or 'trying' to be jesus you will be classified as a terrorist.
Don't let that happen ;)
Peace,
Denial
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
dude , just casue you got some realy good bud does not meen you are a god
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
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Originally Posted by MadSativa
dude , just casue you got some realy good bud does not meen you are a god
lol was a surprising idea though while it lasted :))
oh and uhh, what else was i gonna say hmm.. oh yeah, I guess there are places down the rabbit hole even lower in unconscious than even leary and mckenna would go lol
:) my 2 cents
Peace,
Denial
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
No I really am Jesus I cured one of bar fly freinds eyesight he woke up with perfect vision after I said a Hail Mary the night before:thumbsup::):jointsmile:
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
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Originally Posted by Mike23artist
No I really am Jesus I cured one of bar fly freinds eyesight he woke up with perfect vision after I said a Hail Mary the night before:thumbsup::):jointsmile:
ok ;) well i am a practicing shaman, i heal people occasionally, with my mind and ideas, empowerment.. I don't think because i am a healer i must be jesus ;)
well, jesus had a criminal record too, maybe you are jesus hah!
Peace,
denial
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
Jesus you don't get my vote. I'd rather vote for your whore wife Mary.lol
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
I bet Mary was a fox. The son of god obviously slayed only the finest bitches.