Have you ever set your underwear on fire?

Well, i've set myself on fire many times - the funniest was when i was in primary school. We'd gone on a trip to the secondry school and we were having a science lesson. We made paper houses and then set them on fire [i dont know the purpose of this, maybe it was just to get us into the pyro frame of mind, but i didnt need any help with that haha!] and i was pissing about like usual while it was on fire, and dropped it on my groin and left it coz i wasnt paying attention. It set the bottom of my untucked shirt on fire, and burnt a hole in my trousers and started them smouldering. When i looked down i jumped up and my mate Nathan ran over and jumped on my balls to put me out.

And i've just dropped a joint on my lap without realising and it's burnt a hole in my boxers. I just felt it getting hotter and hotter and smelt burning material and burning hair, looked down and i was burning! So i've burnt a hole in my boxers and singed my pubic hair haha. Thats what gave me the idea for this thread - it's pretty fucked so i aint expecting many replies haha! Unless it's a common thing for stoners to set their underwear ablaze!

In the words of Serj Tankian "Accidents Happen!" [Kill rock n'roll]

I hope that all made sense, im fucking blitzed. And i've got a FUCKING headache thats putting me in a bad mood. AND i broke my damn DVD-rom drive, snapped it while it was out with my damn knee.

Shitty Tiny computer, what a lump of shit. No wonder they went bankrupt. Arseholes!

Shit, this turned into a rant.

I can honestly say that is one of the things in life I have not yet acheived, however standing in front of an open log fire I have roasted my ass more than once.

NCM

I've burnt my Britches with a blunt before.
I've also singed my skivvies drying them near a campfire.
Did you have to douse your drawers?

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Originally Posted by psteve

I've burnt my Britches with a blunt before.
I've also singed my skivvies drying them near a campfire.
Did you have to douse your drawers?

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Luckily it was only smouldering so i just patted it and then took em off. But it was a close call - concidering it's singed my pubes and left a noticeable differnce, im going to be more careful - dont wanna burnt my crown jeweles!

It must have dropped out of my mouth without me realising it!

The Christmas Song:

Lip's nuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at his balls
Yule tide carols being sung by the pyre
And folks lit up by pyros
Everybody knows
A lighter and some gasoline
Can help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

I've never lit my underwear on fire, but I did have an extremely powerful Mexican skyrocket hit me in the thigh and blow a hole through my pants and make a crater in my leg a few inches from some very sensitive parts.

maybe you're one of those people that 'spontaneously combust' :wtf: ,,, Merry Christmas, LIP (everybody else, too :D) ... stay away from the Christmas tree, they ignite easily, too :jointsmile:

I have burn holes in my clothes b4 but nothing worth talking about, but I do have a fassination with bombs, and shit. When I was a kid I used to light shit on fire all the time. Ahh good old gasoline, and gun powder. I get a huge kick outta blowing shit up. I swear im not 15 years old or a psyco, remote woodlands and smalltowns can do this to a person.

I was always abit of a pyro - loved bombs too [still do]

I make my own gunpowder! sulpher, salt peter [i wont say the last! lol]

I once burned and gutted my dads garage with a flamethrower [testing went abit pete tong], we had the fire brigade to put it out!

I've set my roof, then consequentially my pants on fire. Me and a bunch of friends were sitting out on my roof being jackasses and setting off fire works. So we set off a few of the tiny circular ones that spin and catch air because of it. Two of them shot off into the gutter and set a few of the leaves and cedar shingles on fire. I went to stomp it out and ended up setting my pants ablaze, was an interesting evening.

I've also lit my hair on fire. I have REALLY curly hair, and sometimes when I let it get long it gets frizzy. So I was smokin a bowl with my friends and I hadn't cut my hair in a while and suddenly I hear this snapping and fizzing suddenly I realize that the left side of my bangs is a fucking fire ball. Thank god I had a towel near me.