george carlin.

does anyone else think this is the greatest/funniest man alive? i've seen ALOT of his stand up, i'm currently reading his book "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops", and i cannot put it down. has anyone else read that? it is soooooooooooooo good, when i get money i want to buy the box set of all his books.

if you don't reconize the name here he is.

YouTube - George Carlin Talks About Stuff

YouTube - George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.

this man is funny
he is one of the few people id like to get drunk with

Carlin rocks !!!

I like this bit especially

YouTube - George Carlin on materialism and consumerism

George Carlin is god. And praying to Joe Pesci does work. Its science.

My parents went to see him in Pittsburgh last year. They had a blast.

They got a shirt from his line that says, "Simon says go fuck yourself"

Not only is he funny as hell, he's very thoughtful and insightful too .. Really puts things in perspective for you ... his humor is first rate! :hippy:

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

My parents went to see him in Pittsburgh last year. They had a blast.

They got a shirt from his line that says, "Simon says go fuck yourself"

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hahaha

one of my favorite bits of his, is anything to do with the english language.... 'pre suck my genital situation' lol...

i particularlly find his bit about the spruced up lines the airlines use.... in specific:

"please check your immediate seating area for any personal belongings you might have brought on board"..... lets start with immediate seating area... SEAT! IT'S A GODDAMNED SEAT! check.. around.. your.. seat..... "for any personal belongings" well what the fuck other kind of belongings are there? public belongings?! do these people think i might actually be traveling with a fountain i stole from the park?? "you might have brought on board" well... i might have brought my arrowhead collection on board... but i didn't... SO I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING LOOK FOR IT! i'm gonna look for things i brought on board which would seem to increase my chances of finding something wouldn't it????


then of course there's the tone and face he makes when he gets to:

"in the rare event of a change of cabin pressure" ROOF FLIES OFF!

first one is the clip to the transcript above.

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=b5jIjS1fBMg[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=h67k9eEw9AY[/YOUTUBE]

yeah George Carlin is the boss applesauce

hes funny~~

i have been watching him for years..he is friggin hilarious, not to mention a realist