george carlin.

[VoidLivesOn]

does anyone else think this is the greatest/funniest man alive? i've seen ALOT of his stand up, i'm currently reading his book "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops", and i cannot put it down. has anyone else read that? it is soooooooooooooo good, when i get money i want to buy the box set of all his books.

if you don't reconize the name here he is.

YouTube - George Carlin Talks About Stuff

YouTube - George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.

VoidLivesOn Reviewed by VoidLivesOn on 10-31-2007. george carlin. does anyone else think this is the greatest/funniest man alive? i've seen ALOT of his stand up, i'm currently reading his book "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops", and i cannot put it down. has anyone else read that? it is soooooooooooooo good, when i get money i want to buy the box set of all his books. if you don't reconize the name here he is. YouTube - George Carlin Talks About Stuff YouTube - George Carlin - Religion is bullshit. Rating: 5

[friendowl]

this man is funny
he is one of the few people id like to get drunk with

[diinero]

Carlin rocks !!!

I like this bit especially

YouTube - George Carlin on materialism and consumerism

[steme]

George Carlin is god. And praying to Joe Pesci does work. Its science.

[rebgirl420]

My parents went to see him in Pittsburgh last year. They had a blast.

They got a shirt from his line that says, "Simon says go fuck yourself"

[cutecalikitty]

Not only is he funny as hell, he's very thoughtful and insightful too .. Really puts things in perspective for you ... his humor is first rate! :hippy:

[VoidLivesOn]

My parents went to see him in Pittsburgh last year. They had a blast.

They got a shirt from his line that says, "Simon says go fuck yourself"

hahaha

[slipknotpsycho]

one of my favorite bits of his, is anything to do with the english language.... 'pre suck my genital situation' lol...

i particularlly find his bit about the spruced up lines the airlines use.... in specific:

"please check your immediate seating area for any personal belongings you might have brought on board"..... lets start with immediate seating area... SEAT! IT'S A GODDAMNED SEAT! check.. around.. your.. seat..... "for any personal belongings" well what the fuck other kind of belongings are there? public belongings?! do these people think i might actually be traveling with a fountain i stole from the park?? "you might have brought on board" well... i might have brought my arrowhead collection on board... but i didn't... SO I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING LOOK FOR IT! i'm gonna look for things i brought on board which would seem to increase my chances of finding something wouldn't it????


then of course there's the tone and face he makes when he gets to:

"in the rare event of a change of cabin pressure" ROOF FLIES OFF!

first one is the clip to the transcript above.

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=b5jIjS1fBMg[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=h67k9eEw9AY[/YOUTUBE]

[silkyblue]

yeah George Carlin is the boss applesauce

hes funny~~

[trynagethigh]

i have been watching him for years..he is friggin hilarious, not to mention a realist