If you died and came back as an animal what would it be and why

Dog for me, closest thing to human lol.

i unnow probably a unicorn or whatever

Why a unicorn?

Chimpanzee is actually...


I'd be a shark, Tiger Shark to be specific.

Eagle.

...what do u mean why a unicorn... why the fuck not a unicorn man... u fuckin against animals with horns? are me and my Narwhal homies gonna have to fuck u up?

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Originally Posted by Bubble Kush

Actually a monkey is the closest thing to a human

How ever, I'd prefer to be a big tropical bird somewhere on an awesome island

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Lol yeah i thought about that but dogs live the clostst life to a human in a nice warm house unlike monkeys or whatever that have to live in the jungle.

I would come back as a spider mite.
And eat all of your plants!!! :eat:

a cat... so i can murder old ladys and eat them... or not. a cat cus then i get to spend my whole day lying around doing fuck all cept eat, sleep, shit and sit on people (cus people dont get to sit on cats!)

a crow