Funny Joke

i was reading some shit and i read this and started cracking up... hope you will enjoy :jointsmile:

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

hahahahah~!!!!!!!!!

wow. thats a little too much.

Ha ha! That was a good one. :thumbsup:

hahahahaha

If he beat them up afterward, would that be considered beating up a girl?

^^ haha god damn, that shit blew my mind

It wasn't that funny. That had to be one damn good operation though.

um...................ha...ha..........ha:wtf3: :wtf4: :jawdropper: :blueknife: