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    #1
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    Funny Joke

    i was reading some shit and i read this and started cracking up... hope you will enjoy :jointsmile:

    After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

    Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

    "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

    He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

    Naturally, the guy began to worry.

    "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

    "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

    "Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

    "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

    "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

    Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
    budsmoker only Reviewed by budsmoker only on . Funny Joke i was reading some shit and i read this and started cracking up... hope you will enjoy :jointsmile: After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Rating: 5

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    #2
    Senior Member

    Funny Joke

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
    [SIZE=\"4\"][align=center]Herb the gift from the earth
    And what\'s from the earth
    Is of the greatest worth
    So before you knock it try it first
    You\'ll see it\'s a blessing
    And not a curse

    If you don\'t like my fire
    Then don\'t come around
    Cause I\'m gonna burn one down[/align][/SIZE]

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    #3
    Senior Member

    Funny Joke

    hahahahah~!!!!!!!!!

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    #4
    Senior Member

    Funny Joke

    wow. thats a little too much.

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    #5
    Senior Member

    Funny Joke

    Ha ha! That was a good one. :thumbsup:

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    #6
    Senior Member

    Funny Joke

    hahahahaha

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    #7
    Senior Member

    Funny Joke

    If he beat them up afterward, would that be considered beating up a girl?

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    #8
    Senior Member

    Funny Joke

    ^^ haha god damn, that shit blew my mind

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    #9
    Senior Member

    Funny Joke

    It wasn't that funny. That had to be one damn good operation though.

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    #10
    Senior Member

    Funny Joke

    um...................ha...ha..........ha:wtf3: :wtf4: :jawdropper: :blueknife:

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