Mine at the moment would have to be.
You're as worthless as a VCR.
y'alls?
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Mine at the moment would have to be.
You're as worthless as a VCR.
y'alls?
One I heard not too long ago...
Collage kid haning out of car,Hollering at Cute Coed,"Hey Baby,Where you been all my life?"
Coeds Answer, "At your House diong obcene things to your mother with a fork!!
I laughed so hard I had to sit down!
Do I come to your job and knock the dick out of your mouth?
Go get lupis
Suck it up princess. :D
Has cocksucking made you deaf? (say that to a guy, they lose it! :p)
Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining
say to a guy: Did it hurt?
Guy: Did what hurt?
You: The anal?
Guy: WTF ewww
you: well did he at least give you a reach around?
guy:f-you
You: well I see he didnt use the lube
my cousin's girlfriend told him he looked like a miscarriage
You're the cum your mom should have swallowed. :p
you should have been an abortion.
GAHAHAHA!Quote:
Originally Posted by smoking habit
sometimes i call my little brother a filthy tampon.