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ripher
03-08-2007, 08:51 PM
Fist read this http://boards.cannabis.com/experiences/106366-2-worst-weed-days-ever.html


That was yesterday. To add to my epic novel of getting F'ed, the worst of all 3 of these fun filled days was today.

I normally walk around with a drug testing substitution thing in my pocket until the day after drug tests where i usually store it in my room so i don't have to carry it around. I got nervous this morning after taking it out last night because of the drug dog situation from yesterday, so i put it back in my pocket. I had forgotten to pick up some drinks/snacks i was supposed to bring for my 6th period class, so during my lunch i walked out to my car and went to get them at the grocery store (not allowed). Upon returning i heard the tardy bell and realized i was late to fourth period, so as i walk to go to my class i am stopped by this fatass rent-a-cop that does nothing but stand in the halls and be a dick. He asked me if i had a pass for being late and i said no sir im sorry i just ran out to my car real quick to grab some deoderant (true.. just not the whole truth) and that i was running a little late. He asked me if i had a pass to leave the school to go to my car and i said no and he said come with me. I went to the office where they informed me that a student leaving the school unexcused is reason for them to search me, my backpack, and my car. I complied, just wanting to get out of there and knowing that i took everything illegal out of my car the day before after the near run in with the drug dogs. they strip search me, rip through my car trying to find something and then search my backpack. The worst thing they found was my drug testing kit with the 2 vials of synthetic urine. LUCKILY the pouch i was storing it in was an old rescue pack for hiking and such and had a bunch of things such and it had a little peice of paper with its contents. I had emptied everything out, but on the paper it said there were 2 rehydration salts. Either way they are sending the vials to the lab to have them tested to make sure they are not drugs. The cop that they called in to analyze all my stuff they found (havn't listed them yet but what i had was a large lighter you use to light fires with, 2 bottles of advil, a bottle of asprin, a condom, the drug testing kit, and listerine which contains alchohol) said that usually lab results will take 3-4 months, and i graduate in 3 months. all of the stuff i listed isn't allowed to be in school, and they all added up as individual offenses for each bottle so i got Fed with 3 days of suspension. The cop kept interrogating me and accusing me of having the listerine to get drunk off of. I was able to prove it wasn't for that but still it was gay.

Big Question: Will the lab report back that the vials contained synthetic urine? they shouldn't right because all it is is sugars protein amino acids etc... everything urine has minus DNA.

My parents have to go up there tomorrow at 7:00 to get all this stuff (the principal put all of the stuff i wasn't supposed to have in a basket for them to come get) and to talk with him. They also found a condom in my backpack and in the end when he gave me back everything that wasn't controband at school.. i asked if i could have the condom back, not wanting my parents to see it and he said no you're parents will have to get that. I was shocked, knowing that NOWHERE in the rulebook does it prohibit condoms from being at school in any way so i said well its not against the rules id like to have it back please. To this he was like im sorry i can't do that and when i asked why he said "you'll understand when you're a parent". So gay there is no basis on which he should be allowed to keep that.

So first all my weed and weed equipment got stolen, then the drug dogs get dangerously close to sniffing out my stash in my car, then this. At this rate ill get the death penalty for possession by next week.

How Fed am i? My parents know everything thats in there, i told them about the 2 vials, suggesting to them that they were the rehydration salts, and about everything else (i pretty much had to make up a story for everything but the advil asprin and listerine.


Also they were threatening to take me to the station for having some sample packets of some diharhea medicine the nurse said was perscription. But after calling poision controll they found out it was OTC.

Anything else bad happens with this i don't know about yet (including someone turning me in for my backpack on my first post) im seriously gunna snap. 3 consecutive worst days of my life. :chainsaw: :chainsaw:

robert42
03-08-2007, 08:55 PM
if these days are bad wait til u contract a growth on your teste's and have to drink thru a tube huh!

Frivolous248
03-08-2007, 08:57 PM
Damn bro that sucks. Hope things turn around soon.

Hopefully the test results won't come back till you graduate.

Till then I would keep a low profile.

FakeBoobsRule
03-08-2007, 09:01 PM
Big Question: Will the lab report back that the vials contained synthetic urine? they shouldn't right because all it is is sugars protein amino acids etc... everything urine has minus DNA.

Synthetic urine doesn't contain sugar or amino acids. Normal urine shouldn't have either of those unless you have some metabolic disorder so the synthetics don't either. There are basically fluid at the right pH, right specific gravity, and creatinine.

Now as to whether or not they will know what they are, it sounded like they were sending it to a police crime lab and not a lab that tests urine for drugs. If that is the case then they might be able to figure it out.

ripher
03-08-2007, 09:36 PM
if they do find out... what happens? its not illegal to have is it? obviously i would get completely destroyed by my parents finding that out, but i know its not against school rules to posses it.

Mean Green Charlene
03-08-2007, 09:41 PM
Tell them you have a fetish for pee..you'll be okay on that one.

FakeBoobsRule
03-08-2007, 09:41 PM
Some states are beginning to outlaw the sale of synthetic urine and delivery devices. I don't know if this extends to possesion of these devices. You may want to do research using your favorite search engine.

ripher
03-09-2007, 04:44 AM
Im in texas and can't seem to find anything.. anyone happen to know the texas laws on it?

Shrapnel
03-09-2007, 06:43 AM
Tell them you have a fetish for pee..you'll be okay on that one.

Hahaha. Dude the other day the cops rolled up in the park and one of my friends ran with a fake urine pack in his backpack and they surrounded him and drove on the grass with their SUVs and shit chasing. Then they finally tackle him and surch him and he told them that he was gay and enjoyed men pissing on him and they fucking believed him and gave it back!

Matt the Funk
03-09-2007, 06:51 AM
Hahaha. Dude the other day the cops rolled up in the park and one of my friends ran with a fake urine pack in his backpack and they surrounded him and drove on the grass with their SUVs and shit chasing. Then they finally tackle him and surch him and he told them that he was gay and enjoyed men pissing on him and they fucking believed him and gave it back!

Ahahahahahhaahahha.

Zohar
03-09-2007, 07:16 AM
Damn, I am so glad I am done with the american school system...I can't believe it's gotten that bad.

memoryburner
03-09-2007, 07:20 AM
Hahaha. Dude the other day the cops rolled up in the park and one of my friends ran with a fake urine pack in his backpack and they surrounded him and drove on the grass with their SUVs and shit chasing. Then they finally tackle him and surch him and he told them that he was gay and enjoyed men pissing on him and they fucking believed him and gave it back!

Like they say, desperate times call for desperate measures

The.Devil.Himself
03-09-2007, 07:28 AM
Drop out of school, man - this is absolutely pathetic.

Makes me sick.

Fucking home school, for fuck's sake. fuck.

The.Devil.Himself
03-09-2007, 07:51 AM
Dude, you're a senior about to complete high school, and you're scared outta yer mind about how your folks are gonna react to fake urine??

Wow, sounds like you need to stop worrying about these trivial inconveniences and start thinking about becoming a productive member of society.

Too much of your life's concern is based around events YOU invited into your life!...

Ditching school, driving wrecklessly in the parking lot, selling weed from the same location you STORE YOUR WEED, not telling the principal to go FUCK HIMSELF, even if that meant you had to be homeschooled for the last 3 months of your education, etc etc etc etc

Hard to pity you man, these are things you obviously have to learn for yourself.

Str8 up man, you sound rich enough. The second the school tried to strip search me i woulda told them all to lick my ass while they were at it.

No public school is worth all that. You can practically buy a diploma online.

ripher
03-09-2007, 01:04 PM
Dude, you're a senior about to complete high school, and you're scared outta yer mind about how your folks are gonna react to fake urine??

Wow, sounds like you need to stop worrying about these trivial inconveniences and start thinking about becoming a productive member of society.

Too much of your life's concern is based around events YOU invited into your life!...

Ditching school, driving wrecklessly in the parking lot, selling weed from the same location you STORE YOUR WEED, not telling the principal to go FUCK HIMSELF, even if that meant you had to be homeschooled for the last 3 months of your education, etc etc etc etc

Hard to pity you man, these are things you obviously have to learn for yourself.

Str8 up man, you sound rich enough. The second the school tried to strip search me i woulda told them all to lick my ass while they were at it.

No public school is worth all that. You can practically buy a diploma online.



If my goal was simply to graduate high school then maybe you are right. But i have already gotten in to the college i have been trying for (texas A&M). My parents will know eventually, i still havn't decided if i am going to smoke the rest of my life, but i probably will. My goal is to be a computer science engineer in california, and be a success while still smoking. If i can do that i will tell my parents about it and show them that i am still successful reguardless.


And the only reason im "rich enough" is because i sell. Before i started selling i was living paycheck to paycheck.

Daveracer
03-09-2007, 02:27 PM
High schools are actually like this?

My highschool (5 years ago) had no drug testing, no cops, no drug dogs, nothing of the such.

It's not illegal to be carrying around anything you were. Maybe against school ruls, but not illegal.

TheAtomicPunk
03-09-2007, 08:12 PM
One second late at my school is a two hour detention afterschool. Fucking hate this school!

Btw you can't get drunk off listorine unless you want to get rushed to the ER and have your stomach pumped...

ripher
03-09-2007, 10:40 PM
It's not illegal to be carrying around anything you were. Maybe against school ruls, but not illegal.

but does that ultimately end in my parents finding out what it was tho?

Specialty Cakes
03-09-2007, 10:57 PM
I'm lucky, I go to a preppy school... Unless they catch you with drugs on you at school, they won't drug test you EVER, and there aint no metal detectors, dogs, and only one cop. I like being at a school like this!

Loathsome
03-10-2007, 02:31 PM
Sounds like a very shitty time Ripher, sorry you've got to go to a school like that. My school brings drug dogs in when they hear about someone having something on them at school, and a few random times during the year, but they're usually not there often. Our drug testing policy is only for extracurricular activities. Anyways, good luck man.

konqrr
03-10-2007, 02:54 PM
i woulda spit in his face if he wouldnt give me the condom back

ripher
03-10-2007, 08:49 PM
they put you in a rehab type class in the school and you have a ton of in school suspension and if its a legal matter they notify the police.

JackdaWack
03-10-2007, 09:12 PM
Dude your fine, everything is done and over at this point, everything the cops took was legal to have, so they arent going to be calling up your parents, the school doesnt have rules regarding synthetic urine, so there is no point in calling your parents on that fact, the lighter and listerine.... wtv whos gonna care about that. in 3 months your gone and the results will come in, at this point the school isnt going to even bother.

The.Devil.Himself
03-10-2007, 09:44 PM
school is turing comunism but i thought i had it bad man we have no drug dogs no testing and when u get searched they only search ur pockets and bag and u r the one going through it o ya and we only have 1 cop on campus and like 5 rent a cops for like 3000 kids so i feel bad for u man if i went to ur school i would drop out

LoL

Stay in school man. English in particular. This run-on sentence made my brain hurt.

Zwitter
03-10-2007, 11:22 PM
I'm so sorry...That's absolutely insane, especially the part about carrying OTC medicine being against policy.
I haven't lived at home for awhile, I kind of bounce around between different places every couple of days, so I bring my overnight bag to school, which has Zyrtec (allergy medication) and Midol. One day, I left my overnight bag in my locker at school and stayed home sick the next day.
Apparently my teacher "caught wind" of the fact that there were "illicit substances" in my bag and opened it/searched it in front of the whole class(under the premise he didn't know who it belonged to. Please. I'm the only girl in the entire Computer Tech program.) Male instructor, there were panties, deoderant, etc. inside the bag. Thoroughly humiliating and I wasn't even there.
Then he proceeded to take it down to the office, who searched it again, removed the advil and Zyrtec and sent it to the school nurse, and it took me three days to get it back.
The best part? In the smaller back hidden pocket is where my friend, who I bought a 20-bag from, put the weed I paid for in advance the day before. While he engaged the instructor in an argument about whether the bag should go to the office or not...another friend of mine walked up right behind the instructor and took the baggie out, slipped it into his pocket, and made like he was throwing out his gum. Saved.
But I think the OTC-drug thing on campus is pretty out of hand...even inhalers have to be held at the nurse.

The Lemon
08-09-2007, 07:56 PM
I'm so sorry...That's absolutely insane, especially the part about carrying OTC medicine being against policy.
I haven't lived at home for awhile, I kind of bounce around between different places every couple of days, so I bring my overnight bag to school, which has Zyrtec (allergy medication) and Midol. One day, I left my overnight bag in my locker at school and stayed home sick the next day.
Apparently my teacher "caught wind" of the fact that there were "illicit substances" in my bag and opened it/searched it in front of the whole class(under the premise he didn't know who it belonged to. Please. I'm the only girl in the entire Computer Tech program.) Male instructor, there were panties, deoderant, etc. inside the bag. Thoroughly humiliating and I wasn't even there.
Then he proceeded to take it down to the office, who searched it again, removed the advil and Zyrtec and sent it to the school nurse, and it took me three days to get it back.
The best part? In the smaller back hidden pocket is where my friend, who I bought a 20-bag from, put the weed I paid for in advance the day before. While he engaged the instructor in an argument about whether the bag should go to the office or not...another friend of mine walked up right behind the instructor and took the baggie out, slipped it into his pocket, and made like he was throwing out his gum. Saved.
But I think the OTC-drug thing on campus is pretty out of hand...even inhalers have to be held at the nurse.

Inhalers at the nurse? What the hell? Sooo, let's say hypothetically that I was suffocating in my GYM from an asthma attack, likely place atleast yet it is the farthest away from the nurse. I'm choking and possibly going to die and I have to wait ten minutes for someone to tell the nurse I'm having an asthma attack and bring it to me. That's fucked up and ruins the point of having a pocket inhaler. BTW I do have an inhaler but I don't really need it, but it's great for being able to take big hits because it is literally steroids for your lungs.

Rayg Dog
08-14-2007, 06:56 AM
Well it sounds like you just got a 3 day suspension and your parents will find out about the fake piss and know you smoke. But dude don't trip I got kicked the fuck out of my first high school and now I go to a continuation school so don't think your situation is all that bad.

LegalizeTheGreen
08-14-2007, 07:59 AM
That is bullshit, and makes me sad for our country. It is stuff like this that is the reason we are so fucked as a society. I say we rebel and start a new one. Anyone with me?

regarding the punishments, they are crazy severe considering the offense, but you should never just "let" them search ANYTHING! It sounds like some civil rights were violated, I would suggest you read up on what they can, and cannot do to you for future refrence. also, good luck on college man, work hard, its worth it.

as for your parents, they might be pissed, but they will get over it.