Holy Sh*t... please help

[ripher]

Fist read this http://boards.cannabis.com/experienc...days-ever.html


That was yesterday. To add to my epic novel of getting F'ed, the worst of all 3 of these fun filled days was today.

I normally walk around with a drug testing substitution thing in my pocket until the day after drug tests where i usually store it in my room so i don't have to carry it around. I got nervous this morning after taking it out last night because of the drug dog situation from yesterday, so i put it back in my pocket. I had forgotten to pick up some drinks/snacks i was supposed to bring for my 6th period class, so during my lunch i walked out to my car and went to get them at the grocery store (not allowed). Upon returning i heard the tardy bell and realized i was late to fourth period, so as i walk to go to my class i am stopped by this fatass rent-a-cop that does nothing but stand in the halls and be a dick. He asked me if i had a pass for being late and i said no sir im sorry i just ran out to my car real quick to grab some deoderant (true.. just not the whole truth) and that i was running a little late. He asked me if i had a pass to leave the school to go to my car and i said no and he said come with me. I went to the office where they informed me that a student leaving the school unexcused is reason for them to search me, my backpack, and my car. I complied, just wanting to get out of there and knowing that i took everything illegal out of my car the day before after the near run in with the drug dogs. they strip search me, rip through my car trying to find something and then search my backpack. The worst thing they found was my drug testing kit with the 2 vials of synthetic urine. LUCKILY the pouch i was storing it in was an old rescue pack for hiking and such and had a bunch of things such and it had a little peice of paper with its contents. I had emptied everything out, but on the paper it said there were 2 rehydration salts. Either way they are sending the vials to the lab to have them tested to make sure they are not drugs. The cop that they called in to analyze all my stuff they found (havn't listed them yet but what i had was a large lighter you use to light fires with, 2 bottles of advil, a bottle of asprin, a condom, the drug testing kit, and listerine which contains alchohol) said that usually lab results will take 3-4 months, and i graduate in 3 months. all of the stuff i listed isn't allowed to be in school, and they all added up as individual offenses for each bottle so i got Fed with 3 days of suspension. The cop kept interrogating me and accusing me of having the listerine to get drunk off of. I was able to prove it wasn't for that but still it was gay.

Big Question: Will the lab report back that the vials contained synthetic urine? they shouldn't right because all it is is sugars protein amino acids etc... everything urine has minus DNA.

My parents have to go up there tomorrow at 7:00 to get all this stuff (the principal put all of the stuff i wasn't supposed to have in a basket for them to come get) and to talk with him. They also found a condom in my backpack and in the end when he gave me back everything that wasn't controband at school.. i asked if i could have the condom back, not wanting my parents to see it and he said no you're parents will have to get that. I was shocked, knowing that NOWHERE in the rulebook does it prohibit condoms from being at school in any way so i said well its not against the rules id like to have it back please. To this he was like im sorry i can't do that and when i asked why he said "you'll understand when you're a parent". So gay there is no basis on which he should be allowed to keep that.

So first all my weed and weed equipment got stolen, then the drug dogs get dangerously close to sniffing out my stash in my car, then this. At this rate ill get the death penalty for possession by next week.

How Fed am i? My parents know everything thats in there, i told them about the 2 vials, suggesting to them that they were the rehydration salts, and about everything else (i pretty much had to make up a story for everything but the advil asprin and listerine.


Also they were threatening to take me to the station for having some sample packets of some diharhea medicine the nurse said was perscription. But after calling poision controll they found out it was OTC.

Anything else bad happens with this i don't know about yet (including someone turning me in for my backpack on my first post) im seriously gunna snap. 3 consecutive worst days of my life. :chainsaw: :chainsaw:

ripher Reviewed by ripher on 03-08-2007. Holy Sh*t... please help Fist read this http://boards.cannabis.com/experiences/106366-2-worst-weed-days-ever.html That was yesterday. To add to my epic novel of getting F'ed, the worst of all 3 of these fun filled days was today. I normally walk around with a drug testing substitution thing in my pocket until the day after drug tests where i usually store it in my room so i don't have to carry it around. I got nervous this morning after taking it out last night because of the drug dog situation from yesterday, Rating: 5

[robert42]

if these days are bad wait til u contract a growth on your teste's and have to drink thru a tube huh!

[Frivolous248]

Damn bro that sucks. Hope things turn around soon.

Hopefully the test results won't come back till you graduate.

Till then I would keep a low profile.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Big Question: Will the lab report back that the vials contained synthetic urine? they shouldn't right because all it is is sugars protein amino acids etc... everything urine has minus DNA.

Synthetic urine doesn't contain sugar or amino acids. Normal urine shouldn't have either of those unless you have some metabolic disorder so the synthetics don't either. There are basically fluid at the right pH, right specific gravity, and creatinine.

Now as to whether or not they will know what they are, it sounded like they were sending it to a police crime lab and not a lab that tests urine for drugs. If that is the case then they might be able to figure it out.

[ripher]

if they do find out... what happens? its not illegal to have is it? obviously i would get completely destroyed by my parents finding that out, but i know its not against school rules to posses it.

[Mean Green Charlene]

Tell them you have a fetish for pee..you'll be okay on that one.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Some states are beginning to outlaw the sale of synthetic urine and delivery devices. I don't know if this extends to possesion of these devices. You may want to do research using your favorite search engine.

[ripher]

Im in texas and can't seem to find anything.. anyone happen to know the texas laws on it?

[Shrapnel]

Tell them you have a fetish for pee..you'll be okay on that one.

Hahaha. Dude the other day the cops rolled up in the park and one of my friends ran with a fake urine pack in his backpack and they surrounded him and drove on the grass with their SUVs and shit chasing. Then they finally tackle him and surch him and he told them that he was gay and enjoyed men pissing on him and they fucking believed him and gave it back!

[Matt the Funk]

Hahaha. Dude the other day the cops rolled up in the park and one of my friends ran with a fake urine pack in his backpack and they surrounded him and drove on the grass with their SUVs and shit chasing. Then they finally tackle him and surch him and he told them that he was gay and enjoyed men pissing on him and they fucking believed him and gave it back!

Ahahahahahhaahahha.