Whats the dumbest thing you've done high?

[TheFatKid]

What is the stupidest, most idiotic thing you've done while baked? Anything from getting in trouble for doing something stupid, or just plain stupidity. For me it has to be either running upstairs and spraying mouthwash in my mouth right in front of my dad so he wouldn't expect I'm baked, or snorting Dutch guts because my history teacher told me the colonists did it.

[couch-potato]

Let my friend drive the first time he got high.

Needless to say, I am less of a dipshit now.

[Grava Flave]

stupidest thing ive done while high...hmmm, theres just so many

how aboooout, running after this chick attempting to smack her ass, slipping on ice and landin on my face

[TheAtomicPunk]

Lol grava flave.
I can't think of the most idiotic thing off the top of my head, but a few things are running from my parents who drove up beside me in the neighborhood. Climbing a huge fucking tree and trying to walk out on a branch 20 feet up which broke underneath me. Hiding from my parents crouching in the corner of my room with a blanket over me, hiding a girl in my room crouching in the corner with a blanket over here (lol), trying to start convo's / fights with random people, and at the top of the list, Streaking!!!

[ATrain]

A few weeks ago I was grabbing some ice cream. I wanted some whip cream but I didn't want it on the ice cream so I got the whip cream can, held out my hand, and just sprayed myself a fist full of cream and headed back to my room :thumbsup:

[JeenYuss]

i started talking in some weird language one time...

get really baked and get on msn messenger i always end up typing all my words right just never makes a lot of sense usually something like "hey whats up, i heard you were red in your moms car"

"damn i havent been this high since im high man"

"guess what i just got a new york is a tight ass song ainit tho for real i cant beleive im eating grapes with it"

[bluefoe]

i started talking in some weird language one time...

get really baked and get on msn messenger i always end up typing all my words right just never makes a lot of sense usually something like "hey whats up, i heard you were red in your moms car"

"damn i havent been this high since im high man"

"guess what i just got a new york is a tight ass song ainit tho for real i cant beleive im eating grapes with it"

I do that shit all the time, then next time im high ill look back at previous times ive done it and it'll be unbeleivably funny lol.

[BryanCP]

i laughed out loud in class when my professor (in this big ass lecture hall) dropped his eraser

kinda like if anyone watches the Simpsons... the episode when the prof drops his notes and Homer laughs

anyways, it was actually the first and only time i wanted to go class high... so i went to an insignificant lecture and checked it out... lol bad shiz to do

[Lanietheberner]

The stupidist thing I've done was when I was in college and this gal (Dena)had me come over and spend the night at her parents house. I met her dad (who was 6'6" and 320 pounds) and her mom (who was a real bitch!!!). I slept on the sofa and her parents room was right near the sofa. I could hear Dena's dad snoring like a frieght train the whole night, well about 2:30 I was woken up with some very nice oral action and I was freaking out as I could see her dad coming thru the door with a big knife......

The oral soon ended up with her riding me for the next 1.5 hours. She was quiet (thank god!!!) until she finally finished and went off to sleep. I was tempted to cover her head with a pillow, but she was pretty good. I slayed there freaking out again thinking about her dad coming thru that door.....

That morning we had a big family breakfast and her bitchy mother was really nice to me...???? That night, we went to a Crosby Stills Nash & Young concert and then afterwards I worked at their families beer booth. It was late and I was leaving and I walked out the door and her mother said "was is fun last night?" I just looked her in the eye and said "it was exciting knowing you were in the next room!!" Her mouth just hit the floor and she smiled at me.;)

I saw Dena several times after that as she graduated the year before I did, and she always asked me about what happened with her mom, as she said I was the only one of her male friends that she spoke positively about. I just smiled and said that her mom was really nice to me, and I never mentioned that her mom had asked me about that evening.

It was great fun and a real rush!!!!!!:D

[HERBZILLA88]

i started talking in some weird language one time...

get really baked and get on msn messenger i always end up typing all my words right just never makes a lot of sense usually something like "hey whats up, i heard you were red in your moms car"

"damn i havent been this high since im high man"

"guess what i just got a new york is a tight ass song ainit tho for real i cant beleive im eating grapes with it"

that is so fucking funny dude fuck yeah

[Scarlet Sky]

i once came to a complete stop at a green light... ok....

i have on SEVERAL occasions come to a complete stop at greenlights.....

:D what can i say? better safe than sorry ;)

[Samwhore]

I ran into a wall and cracked my tooth

[TheAtomicPunk]

Jumping off random ledges is something that has a gravitational pull to me when I'm high, I HAVE to do it. Which is why nothing is more fun and painfull then walking around the neighborhood checking out sweet spots with a snowboard blazed as fuck.

[ToDrunkToFish]

I cant think of anything I did right now. But I remember goin through a drive through, threw? And he ordered, she responded with amount, and he looked at me, and was like "What did you want again? Oh yea..." and ordered the same thing, again. And he realized what he did and said "Wait what the hell is goin on" and the lady said "Just get to the next window, sir..."

[krons]

one time me and a freind went to jack in the box baked off are ass and orderd like $15 of food. well when we were waiting for the food we decided to step outside to smoke a cig. then my friend says " lets go back to my place and smoke a bowl" and i said yeah and we just left without the god damn food.

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

theres ALOT, but im fucked up and i can only remember that time..the first time i got high actually i think. My friend told me to grab perfume before we go so her mom would not smell the weed (we had already smoked) and somehow I heard popcorn xD. So i brought that microwave popcorn bag.

I got outside and she asks whats the flavor/aroma (in french theres a way to say it so its all the same thing) And im like ''well wtf, butter, what do ya think?!'' and she says ''whatt??!!'' then i realized and i laughed my ass off for hours. We often bring that up when talking about perfume.

aww man, first smokes

[TheFatKid]

I thought that the popo chief SUV car was a Domino's Delivery guy.

[JeenYuss]

i just realized this this morning

one time my brother an this other kid we were behind this office building in the little smokers portable they built(now kept locked:( ) and we had no papers so we were struggling to either make a bowl out of the foil in a cigarette pack, or somehow get the weed inside a cigarette we tried packing it and my brother tried ripping one open and re sealing it but we had nothing sticky

there was a gas station on the other side of the building

also the fact that that happened over a year ago and i just now noticed how fucking dumb it was

[FUNKNUGGET]

i've done too many retarted things when baked to count, but recently I went to school after eating 3 hash oil brownies in the morning...and holy shit i was practically hallucinating. I had forgotten that I had a test in my computer class that day, so i did it at an incredibly slow rate and didnt do horrible on it, but i spelled my fucking name wrong and didnt realize it till I turned it in. Got a few points marked off for that LOL


Also I have done the stop at green lights many times hahahah

[Bob the Awesome]

Probably asking my gf where my glasses were, we just got done smoking in my car, when they were on my face the whole time... she sat there and stared at me funny until I realized

[JeenYuss]

poured kool-aid into a glas with a HUGE crack/hole in the bottom

started a thread about curry

ate so much i was feeling horrible for the next 6 hours (blew my high)
done this many many times:(

[TheFatKid]

Ate two pounds of burrito

[TheAtomicPunk]

How about forgetting someone was home at your house and continued to light one up? Or forgetting where you put the weed, searching for practically ever untill you find it in your pocket or on your ear XD

[cannabis=freedom]

My friends and I were smoking what we thought was our sixth bowl for about 10 minutes before realizing it wasn't lit. I still laugh hysterically just recalling our reaction when some dude finally realized this. "Waaaaaait, guys....."
"Yeah?"
"This shit isn't lit, guys."
Then we just stared at the bowl then laughed our asses off for about 10 minutes.

[evan5502]

one time me and a freind went to jack in the box baked off are ass and orderd like $15 of food. well when we were waiting for the food we decided to step outside to smoke a cig. then my friend says " lets go back to my place and smoke a bowl" and i said yeah and we just left without the god damn food.
LOL, I can definateley picture that hapenning.

[0ffspring]

dumbest thing i did when i was drunk; skate down a quarter mile long hill, a rather steep one at that.
on the other hand the dumbest thing i did while high was prolly sing...like a lot. >.<

[JeenYuss]

my brother lit the wrong end of a cigarette... he was high AND drunk tho

[Matt the Funk]

How about forgetting someone was home at your house and continued to light one up? Or forgetting where you put the weed, searching for practically ever untill you find it in your pocket or on your ear XD

Yes, a few times, i've seen it happen too many times too lol. Stupidest thing for me would be....I don't know, just normal stupid shit people do. i don't change that much when I am high, just more easy going.

[0ffspring]

ohh.....wait a minute i recall something, it was actually me lighting a firecracker in my friends face, lol, that was the shit, he fell down too, rofl...

[station]

this 1 time we were leaving this chicks house and we were on our way out of town for nice road skesh right. her old mans out front watering the lawn n wat not as we walk around the side of the house, my budy goes for his car which is parked behind the chicks dads car. but i was to busy chatin wit her dad and was geting in the car without noticing i was sitting in her dads car. i was wondering why he was giving me dirty looks the whole time i was talking to him. BAHAHAHAHHA. we still laugh about it till this day. fuck i was high

[savagepossum]

i was toking the joint the wrong way round and almost burnt a hole in my tounge (i have never lived this one down with my mates)

i set my cats tail on fire lol

decided to cilmb a tree at 2:00am i then procceded to fall out of the tree and fracture my wirst lol

[hogikiamay]

i had cotton mouth so i walked in a local gas station and got a capacino and walked out.... lady never stoped me

[AustinMan]

Stupidest thing ever?

Well I got to many to say so I'll say my favorite.

My grandparents left the house so we baked it out and came back in to try to cook a pizza... lets say it didnt work. Then I found some popsickles and attempted to cut four open in a row with a big ass knife.... ended up slicing my finger to shit. Bled EVERYWHERE.

[ProToker0622]

The dumbest thing that I've done high is leave my bag out in plain view for my parents to see.

[robert42]

becoming the face of tubgirl.com

[mfqr]

Me and a friend often go to smoke weed, and we have to make excuses. So one time we make the excuse that we are going to the video store to rent Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (we were actually going to, but were going to smoke first). So we smoked, and we were so high we could barely drive, so we drove to my house, which is close to our designated hotboxing spot. We were in no condition to drive all the way to Blockbuster, so my friend made a plan. He wanted to say "Man, I wish they had that movie," so we had a reason for why we didn't have it. Well, when we were walking in, he said it, and I said "What movie? Oh yeah." Hahaha. Also, many times we also hotbox in my driveway, and we end up forgetting to get out of the car to go back inside. We end up rambling on and on for hours, and laughing really loud. Well, we're pretty sure that my Mom can hear us out there laughing like idiots. Also, my friend seems to get into these yelling frenzies, where he says random shit, but yells really loud while saying it. We're pretty sure she hears him.

[orangeman]

Stupidest thing I've done and hate that I did was go in the corner store and demand a drink because I was dying of thirst since I had nothing to drink and when she refused me the drink I got mad at her and started yelling. She just left me and served the other customer that was waiting lol. I feel so stupid about that now xD.

[sam44]

becoming the face of tubgirl.com

OMG Robert..hahaha lol

That site is SICK, I need to be less curious.

[TheAtomicPunk]

OMG Robert..hahaha lol

That site is SICK, I need to be less curious.

ewww shit agreed

I talk on the top of my voice sometimes without knowing it, fuck being quiet I could care less if the entire neighborhood heard me screaming "FUCKING CAN'T EVEN WALK, WHERE'S MICKEY WITH OUR BUD WHAT THE FUCK"

[4 2 0]

One time i left my phone in the movie theatres on the floor, dont ask how it got there ahah, and it led to my mom calling it after a kid at the movies found it and she got it bck from him and read a text message about weed and yeah u probly know what followed. :(

[Deep Toke]

What is the stupidest, most idiotic thing you've done while baked? We were playing frisbee in the street. We stopped while a cop car drove by. I let loose with the frisbee, meaning for it to fly over the car, but it fell short and crashed into the bubblegum machine. :p

[thecreator]

This was a long long long time ago. It was when water falls reigned supreme and G bongs were your only means to get retarded high. I was in college and i had to fill the water fall and i was so high already and the mens bathroom had boon locked bc believe it or not someone had been smoking in the bathroom ;). I saw a girl walk out of the girls bathroom so i walked in and started to fill it then this girl walked in . She screams and all i can do is finish filling it then offer her a hit. Guess what everyone.....i dont go there anymore.

[coledog855]

1. I was smoking out about 4 first timers on newyears. Well, I was really fucked up on a lot of different shit. I made a bong out of a waterbottle and foil. I packed it up and hit it. It went around about 2 times before I realized that I wasn't getting anything. I never poked holes in the foil, so all 5 of us were just setting the bud on fire, but not inhaling anything. They didn't know anything about smoking, so they didn't even know what's going on.


2. Using the carb on a glass bowl as a mouthpiece. I had a blister on my nose for a long time.

[lazy smoker7]

lol haha this will crack you up. One time me and my friend were smoking a blunt then he says cmon man get your mom to take us to miki D's ,.. i am like no man I dont want to catch me smoking weed .... I mean do I look high? and my friends says yes and your eyes are red and glossy but whatever man well just tell your mom we were throwing the football and I accidently threw it very hard and it hit your eye and made it red and it happened a second time for your other eye. ( this was before my parents knew I smoked or allowed me to smoke and also my mom thinks weed was like crack back then) and right when I came home me and my friend are laughing alot.. and my mom comes to us and I tell her mom can you please take us to mcdonalds.. and shes like ok.. so she drives us to mcdonalds and she is busy talkign on her phone. So anyways we go to waterburger. SO anways we go to order and I order a the biggest burger they have which is fucking huge like 4 times bigger than bicmag or so i dunno rmeber how big exactly. anyways when i go to sit down I notticed I had the burger from the kids meal and was the smallest burger so what ever I eat it and go back to order a big burger! and again i go back and sit down and its another fucking small burger and I could have swore i said it right this time. SO again I eat the burger and I go back to get a big burger and I end guess what? i sit down with a smal burger and eat it again and then I ask my mom... Mom I cant get a dam big burger can you go buy one for me and she looks at my eyes and says why are your eyes so blood shot and I leave the table and say I gonna go order another burger and right then my friend start making up this bs story that we wre playing football etc. and i come back and i finally got the big burger and i eat it and i am so fuckign fulll.... and after eating my mom was have you been shooting up herowin? I was like NO and she says why are you laughing? then I said I just thinking of sumtin funny and of course she could tell I was high lol.... another time i had made like 90 dollars doing sumtin i dunnor emeber now and i spend it all on bud and again me and my friend are smoking and he convinces me that we go to mcdonalds again and then while I am waiting at the line at wendys this time and my mom is alrdy sitting down says my name and asks what you buy with the 90 dollars you made and I being very very baked off my ass replying I spent it all on bagels.... ya I was with this thing from school and I bought every one a bagel... lol such good funny times... :D :stoned:

[scream]

lost a doobie and found it on my rolling tray under my dresser later that night
left a blunt roach on the kitchen table and had my mom ask about it (long time ago)
didnt flush the weed when the cops came to my house

[RIH]

I came into my first hour class last year about 20 minutes late because me and my friend were smoking a blunt of hydro before school...

So I come into class, sit down and everyone was working on something. I didn't wanna just do nothing, so I asked the kid next to me what we were working on. He told me chapter 3 vocabulary words.

As gay as it sounded, I started writing definitions out, had about a page and a half of vocabulary. The kid next to me taps me on the shouler...

"You're on chapter seven!"

I look down and see that he's right and for whatever reason I was just so stoned that I ended up stopping in chapter seven as I was flipping through the book.

I was pissed off and high as fuck so I closed the book and just went to sleep for the rest of the hour.

[matttttttador]

i was toking the joint the wrong way round and almost burnt a hole in my tounge (i have never lived this one down with my mates)
I don't think anybody would be able to, haha.

Once when i was on a cruise, we were coming back to where my friends car was parked and I turned "into the parking lot" about 20 feet away from the entrance just over the curb into the grass... haha. Or the 1000+ time I've stopped at green lights, waited for stop signs to "turn green", etc... .:jointsmile:

[station]

my brother lit the wrong end of a cigarette... he was high AND drunk tho

iv done that sober
but one time when i was fuckin HAMMMMMMED i almost smoked the whole thing backwards. and i wonder why i have a horrible cough

[420marijuana420]

mine is kinda like the fat kids one time I was smoking a blunt with some friends on the corner of a street (not much traffic) and I thought I saw a cop all the way down the street and so I threw half a blunt down the sewer drain to try to get rid of the evidence and it turns out that the "cop" was a streetlight pole. Needless to say I still haven't heard the end of it.

[slpntrx5]

hmm...i'd say either throwing our only lighter out of the car window, while moving, because it was white, or having to ninja into the back of the same car's truck bed because they started leaving while i was looking for the lighter on the side of the road. lol

[matttttttador]

Just the other day I was out on a cruise with two friends when it was a blizzard out. I was loading up a bowl when my friend bluntly says, "You're going to hit this car." I instantly hit my brakes, going about 35mph, the ABS kicks in, and while holding the brake pedal we all put our stashes into the center council and I hit a stopped car at a red light. :eek:

But then, the car just turns right and drives away. I even turned behind him if he was going to pull in a parking lot, but he just drove away. :jointsmile:

[Guerrero]

After high school(many years ago) my friend was driving and tried to impress some girls by flooring a left hand turn from a stoplight. A kid was running across the road and we freakin nailed him right in the legs! He did a somersault, stood up, waved to us and took off running again. I about shit my pants!

[DarkHorse014]

i remember the ont time i ordered "two medium large pizzas" wow

[hisbiggness36]

i was in the car and we were blazing and i had the empty weed bag and a 20$ bill in my pocket and i take a paper out of my pocket and throw it out the window. my friend is like yo did u just throw money out the window? im like no idiot and i pulll something out of my pocket and - wouldnt you know it - an empty weed bag.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I was walking with my gf for my annual dentist visit. She then left and I went upstairs to meet my mom and she said "Where'd she go, I saw her outside the window?" and I said "She went to the dentist..."

... I was so baked..

[gabee42ee]

A few weeks ago I was grabbing some ice cream. I wanted some whip cream but I didn't want it on the ice cream so I got the whip cream can, held out my hand, and just sprayed myself a fist full of cream and headed back to my room :thumbsup:

thats not stupid thats delicious mmm ....
stupidest thing i ever did not just while high but ever i just so happened to be high ... i stole my dads car w. out my licence which is a jag btw oops (and i cnt drive for shit i failed the test 2 times!) drove for like 2 hrs smoked a 1/8 of some nice bud w. my boyfriend at the time dropped him off and as im pulling into the drive way i turn out my lights so no one can see and my dumbass hits my moms car on the side scraps it hits off the rear view mirror and then instead of hiting the break i hit the gas and flewinto the brick part of my garage ... i felt sooo badddd

[Dr.Chiefer]

Not the dumbest thing ive done but...
i was using a doob tube and a pipe and it was getting quite confusing with all the sucking and blowing
i took a hit then put the pipe up to my mouth again and blew into it, now my pants have tons of burn holes in them

[scream]

i was at my ex's house watching tv with her little brothers
and i said "i need some water, im sooo high"
oops